Taliban Seizes and Burns PCs, Cell Phones To Stop Obscenity 294
retroworks writes "As translated from Central Asia Online, Cellular News reports that militants from South Waziristan set ablaze about 300 cellular phones and a number of computers in Wana because the devices were allegedly used to spread obscene materials. Prior to taking the action, they gave everyone fair warning with 'leaflets.' 300 cell phones down, 5 or 6 billion to go.
They took mine. (Score:5, Funny)
I knew I shouldn't have browsed that one site where a woman showed her ankle!
Oh noes (Score:2, Funny)
burn the devil box, it showed the chin of a female!
If they were smart they would burn the internet ...
Jokes on them... (Score:5, Funny)
The toxic chemicals released from burning all that hardware gave them all cancer.
HA HA.
SOPAliban (Score:4, Funny)
Ya... (Score:5, Funny)
I even got a speeding ticket last week! Cop asked, "You know what the speed limit is?"
I answered: "Um, somewhere around 186,000 miles per second?"
Go on, find some law you hate and then freely make absurd comparisons...
Now we know (Score:2, Funny)
Now we know the REAL reason bin Laden moved to Pakistan!
Re:Jokes on them... (Score:4, Funny)
The toxic chemicals released from burning all that hardware gave them all cancer.
HA HA.
... which leads straight into the XKCD cartoon [xkcd.com] about just his phenomenon.
Re:Ya... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm betting not a lot of cops will get your joke.
Re:Idiots. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The thing is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ya... (Score:4, Funny)
Traffic cops aren't usually the brightest.