Verizon Tech Charged In $4.5M Equipment Scam 104
McGruber writes "Michael Baxter, a 62-year-old man from Ball Ground, Georgia, was recently arrested and charged with multiple counts of fraud for allegedly placing false equipment orders. As a network engineer at the southeastern regional headquarters of Verizon Wireless, Baxter allegedly submitted hundreds of fraudulent service requests to Cisco. According to prosecutors: 'The service requests were fraudulent in that no parts needed to be replaced, and instead of placing the replacement parts into service in Verizon Wireless network, Baxter simply took them home and sold them to third-party re-sellers for his own profit.'"
I thought maybe he was... (Score:5, Funny)
Building routers 1 part at a time...
When he grows up. (Score:5, Funny)
Big deal, a couple of routers. (Score:5, Funny)
The real crime here might be the price of Cisco equipment.
on the plus side.... (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I thought maybe he was... (Score:5, Funny)
"One Piece At A Time"
Well, I left Georgia back in '96
An' went to Verizon workin' on a orderin' gig
The first year they had me dialin' cisco up
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me an ap that could do it all.
One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a dhl box in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a router worth at least a hundred grand.
[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your boards
I'm gonna flood around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.
So the very next day when I punched in
With my big dhl box and with help from my friends
I left that day with a dhl box full of asics
Now, I never considered myself a thief
VZ wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.
The first day I got me some ports
And the next day I got me cpu and cords
Then I got me a big ass housing and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like the power unit and all of those IOS docs
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.
Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.
The housing was a '96
And the dsl modems turned out to be a '04
And when we tried to put in the ethernet all the holes were gone.
So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that pirate os bootin' just like a song
Now the terminals were truly seminal,
It could have been straight out of HAL
But when we pulled out the switch it booted to x.
The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had 10GBE
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, connect me to Ravencrest."
So we flooded the boards just for giggles
And I headed her right on down to wow
I could hear everybody laughin' for realms around
But up there at the battleground they didn't laugh
'Cause to diagnose us up it took the whole staff
And when they got to see the ping it was minus twelve.
[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your boards
I'm gonna flood around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.
[Spoken] Ugh! Yow, CMD TACO
This is the IPSEC 6000 MODULE
In the SCA 30K Come on
Huh, This is the CIOSDIOS9999
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there CMD TACO
You might say I went right up to the client
And ordered it up, it's cheaper that way
Re:Capitalism works (Score:5, Funny)
Also, trading floors are frictionless ideally planar surfaces, inhabited by perfectly spherical traders who obey the ideal gas laws...
$4.5M of Cisco Gear? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:greed kills (Score:5, Funny)
This happened in Milwaukee Wisconsin for downtown sporting events... people in full gear sold parking spots on the road and in city owned lots, then when it was full they took off with their money and the police followed ticketing every car for illegal parking in city lots...
turns out they were just guys with cones and lights...