TSA Groper Files Suit Against Blogger 699
An anonymous reader writes "TSA employee Theldala Magee has filed a lawsuit against a blogger demanding $500k in damages for alleging a particularly invasive search involving multiple incursions of a finger into the passenger's vagina. The passenger, who likened the feeling to being raped, is being sued for defamation for supposedly sullying the otherwise good name of a checkpoint smurf."
Rough Decisions (Score:5, Funny)
Checkpoint Smurf? (Score:4, Funny)
I dunno... giving the TSA goons a name like "smurf" certainly doesn't give a hint as to their sinister side... Of course one is a little, invasive, annoyingly-voiced bastard that won't just go away, and the other is a smurf.
Perhaps we should call them "checkpoint trolls" or "checkpoint pervs"?
Re:Checkpoint Smurf? (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously, you've forgotten Rapey Smurf.
Re:USA (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Gee no bias here. (Score:5, Funny)
The point is that TSA workers don't have "good names". They're unknowns, no one knows them by name. In other words, checkpoint smurfs.
That must be a bitch for the payroll department.
Re:USA (Score:5, Funny)
You should probably never come. You might never get out.