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A Custom Objectionable Word List Ate My Homework 386

Posted by timothy
from the george-carlin-would-need-a-longer-list dept.
theodp writes "Among the first three schools using Chromebooks for Education is the Merton Community School District, which decided to go Chromebook after the Wisconsin Dept. of Public Instruction (WDPI) issued a news release (created using PDFMaker for Word) announcing that all Wisconsin schools can have access to Google Apps for Education by simply downloading a Google Consent Form (Microsoft Word format, oddly) from the WDPI website, completing & signing it, and submitting it to Google. And to help get the schools going, a separate Wisconsin Google Apps for Education website aims to jumpstart things with weekly webinars, the first of which — Getting started with the Google Apps for Education Control Panel — shows school officials how they can sandbox 'Naughty Students' and filter objectionable content. While Google illustrates how a list of 'custom objectionable words' can be used to flag and/or block students' e-mail with some cute examples — different spellings of 'booger' and a regex to block variants like 'b00g3r' — things get considerably nastier in the real world, as this NSFW custom objectionable word list used by the North Canton City Schools shows."
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  • by NatasRevol (731260) on Sunday August 28, 2011 @09:10AM (#37233216) Journal

    Or use fun words - cock is a male rooster, pussy is a cat, bitch is a female dog, ass is a donkey. Make sure to work them into your essays thoroughly AND appropriately.

    As I walked through the farmyard, the pussy kept rubbing up against my legs, looking for a treat. I finally came to the chicken coop and saw a very large cock on top of the house. Later, I put on my leathers and got my bitch to round up my ass so I could go for a ride.

  • by blue_teeth (83171) on Sunday August 28, 2011 @10:04AM (#37233460)

    Heh, reminds me of a joke:

    A Bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

    Emma come first, then I come.
    Then two asses come togeder.
    I come once-a-mora.
    Two asses, they come togeder again.
    I come again and pee twice.
    Then I come one lasta time.

    "You foul mouthed swine" says the lady, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
    "Hey, coola down lady" said the man "I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spella 'Mississippi' "

  • by NoNonAlphaCharsHere (2201864) on Sunday August 28, 2011 @10:23AM (#37233544)

    Some therapist should have a chat with them.

    Hehhh. Hehhhh. You said "the rapist".


    Luckily, I see "fucktard" isn't on the list, so we can still accurately describe the list's author.

  • by Man On Pink Corner (1089867) on Sunday August 28, 2011 @08:49PM (#37237752)

    The first time I ever saw the word used that way was in H. G. Wells' novel The War of the Worlds. Late at night, on the run from the Martians, the main character enters someone's house -- IIRC it was the mayor of the town the character was passing through -- and the unfortunate phrase used to describe the situation was something like The mayor came down the stairs, ejaculating.

    When you're 12 years old it's not immediately clear how to picture a scene like this. I had the sense not to ask my mom, at least...

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