CmdrTaco from the congratulations-i-think dept.
toybuilder writes "It took nearly 80 years for the first 1 million patents to issue in the U.S. On Tuesday, the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office issued its eight-millionth patent. This most recent 1 million patents took only about 5 years."
"If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in
-- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970