BP Loses Laptop With Oil-Spill Claimants' Personal Info 137
Oxford_Comma_Lover writes "CNN Reports that BP lost a laptop with the name, address, DOB, and SSNs of everyone who filed claims related to the big oil spill last year. In other words, everyone asking for money from them based on the spill just got their private info misplaced. There has been no allegation of bad faith."
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Bitlocker hides all of my interspecies porn and evidence of my Ponzi schemes like a blanket over an underage ladyboy. And since I make lots of money and work for the Mormon church(they're kinda like Scientology except that they get 4 wives), it's not like anybody would be coming up to me asking to see those or anything, LOL!
Microsoft software is so good that their e-mail services don't allow those populist terrorists to hide in Tunisia, Egypt, and Yemen. Microsoft are an American icon, like Narus [narus.com] and AT&T are!
You know what is also good about Microsoft? They don't hire black people! No hootin' and hollerin' in that shop, nosiree. In fact, the Windows 7 EULA specifically states that,
"If your skin is darker than a paper grocery bag, you must immediately return this product in exchange for its equivalent value in food stamps"
It's no wonder why increasing numbers of Slashdot(a forum for linux and unux geeks) are seeing the light and converting to Microsoft software for their computing needs.