Assange Secret Swedish Police Report Leaked

letsurock writes "The 68-page confidential report prepared by Swedish police got leaked which tells the police version on the alleged sexual misconduct by the Julian assange. The Swedish report traces events over a four-day period in August this year when 39-year-old Assange had what he has described as consensual sexual relationships with two Swedish women."

Yo dawg, I heard

[Sockatume]

You know what, actually, after writing the title, I can't bring myself to do this. You all deserve better.

If only...

[TheL0ser]

If only there was some internet repository where leaks of this kind could be shared. It could even be made into a wiki, for easier access.

Not on wikileaks?

[MikeMo]

Shouldn't Assange have already posted it? There isn't any hypocrisy here, is there?

I'm not trolling -- I mean, seriously?

Re:Yo dawg, I heard

[Toe, The]

Mmmmm, "consensual sexual relationships with two Swedish women." I mean, damn... Slashdot isn't usually that provocative. :P

Re:Can someone link the report?

[Chrisq]

So its apparently been leaked...

Rather like Assange's condom

Re:the Julian assange

[Abstrackt]

People these days use the Gregorian assange.

Re:the Julian assange

[courteaudotbiz]

Sorry, but no. "A monkey", in French, is "Un singe". If you want something funny with French and English mixing with Julian Assange's name:

Ass: you know what this means
Ange: means "Angel" in French.

So Julian Assange would be "Julian Angel Ass"

Four Days?!

[PPH]

No wonder the condom broke!

Re:the Julian assange

[fritsd]

Aha, and that in turn explains the two Swedish women...

Re:unprotected $ex with them... over four days

[Anonymous Coward]

The sex did not last for four days

That's a relief. Those viagra ads say if you last for 4 hours, call your doctor. He would have been 92 hours overdue.

Re:Can someone link the report?

[Kozz]

He's wanted for questioning.

Meanwhile, we have a recent case of two Irish guys beating a Swedish guy half to death on a cruise. They were caught by the guards and on camera, and their identities and whereabouts in Ireland are known, but the Swedish government are not willing to do anything because the crime was not serious enough. Compare this with a broken condom.

But did the Swedish guy actually ask them to stop?

Re:How does a condom break (no stupid jokes please

[fishexe]

I think the only reasonable conclusion is this: Julian Assange has an ungodly large penis.

Re:Yo dawg, I heard

[clone52431]

Since they’d already been having sex and sleeping together, this is more like HungryHobo’s hypothetical girlfriend situation than the hypothetical hungry hobo situation you described.