Facebook To Own the Word "Face" 311
Dthief writes "The US Patent And Trademark Office has sent Facebook a Notice of Allowance, which means it will grant the 'Face' trademark to the popular social networking site. Facebook now has three months to pay an issue fee before they officially own the word. From the article: 'For all intents and purposes today's status update bodes well for Facebook's hold over 'face' usages in 'Telecommunication services, namely, providing online chat rooms and electronic bulletin boards for transmission of messages among computer users in the field of general interest and concerning social and entertainment subject matter, none primarily featuring or relating to motoring or to cars.''"
First "Book" and now "Face"? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:AAAND LO!!! (Score:5, Insightful)
There's a great comment on TFA [techcrunch.com] that really nails is. I'm reproducing it here for convenience:
Re:No, not really (Score:3, Insightful)
I think the rage is more about the over-reaching grab for everything - it's not that they want "Facebook" they want Face{EVERYTHING} (and {EVERYTHING}book) - and these words are often used as part of a larger word or phrase, for example (just some normal words that are in use, let alone "created" words like facebook):
Let's *ace it, *ace is a pretty common word or syllable, and claiming otherwise is a bald-*aced lie. Same with *ook! LittleBlack*ook.com is probably in trouble (given Teach*ook is in court), the GoReadA*ook.org foundation is up *hit creek ... and where shall it stop?
facebook is a common noun (Score:3, Insightful)
The nuttiest thing about this is that "facebook" is a common noun. It's not used in all areas as a synonym for "yearbook", but it is in some.
Before Facebook, a facebook [wiktionary.org] was simply a compilation of pictures of members of a class to allow them to get to know each other.
Basically, if you have money, there is a different (self-made) law for you. It's basically might makes right, but with only the threat of violence as opposed to actual bloodshed.
Re:First "Book" and now "Face"? (Score:1, Insightful)
Hey! We have the same name! My lawyer will be contacting you shortly...
Seriously, PTO... for fuck's sake!
Allow the FULL "Facebook" as a trademark, but disallow "face" or "book", as there are many years' worth of previous "art".
I mean, Jesus f'in' Christ... what's next? Apple trademarking "i"? MySpace trademarking "my" and "space"? Slashdot trademarking "slash" and "dot" (sorry, GnR/Animaniacs!)?
Fuckin' USPTO just got themselves Zuckerfucked...
Re:First "Book" and now "Face"? (Score:4, Insightful)
Zuckerfuck: What social media does to the web, and human society.
Future history book:
In the mid 2000s, mankind was beginning to be Zuckerfucked. By 2015 the Zuckerfuckification was complete, and new words had to be invented for "face" and "book" to avoid licensing fees. Unfortunately it was impossible to spread the use of these words among the population without making them the property of Facebook or Twitter, leading to the current usage of "that thing between your chin and your hairline" and "bound set of pages." However Pepsi was still as delicious as ever. Drink Pepsi.