Company Claims Patent On Spam Filtering, Sues World 186
EvilAlphonso notes news of a "Texas" IP holding company suing 36 actual companies for violating its claimed patent on spam filtering. Techdirt deconstructs the patent itself, No. 6,018,761, which seems to amount to little more than a database lookup. It was filed in 1996 and issued in 2000 (despite the lawyers' press release claiming that it "was awarded... nearly 15 years ago"). Among the companies being sued are 3Com, Apple, Google, AOL, Yahoo, J.C.Penney, IBM, Dell, Citigroup, and RIM. Not Comcast, Verizon, AT&T, or Microsoft, oddly enough.
New Patent Idea (Score:4, Funny)
I will be filing a patent for my method on submitting comments to websites that involve the use of a mouse, keyboard, computer, and monitor.
Re:New Patent Idea (Score:3, Funny)
I use a touch screen you inconsiderate clod.
Re:Good luck with that one (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, I thought it was pretty crappy too.
Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good luck with that one (Score:3, Funny)
Next I'm going to patent my method for taking a shit.
Anyone caught shitting, is fucked.
I have prior art, you patent is invalid.
Nah, that'd be prior fart
Re:This guy already won the lottery (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... (Score:5, Funny)
Execute a patent troll or spammer = free citizenship
Execute a patent troll AND spammer = seat in congress
Re:This guy already won the lottery (Score:4, Funny)
Then we nuke him from orbit, only way to be sure.
Found it in my SPAM box (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This guy already won the lottery (Score:4, Funny)
Here's his facebook if you want to leave him a message
He probably has it filtered.
Re:Take off and nuke Marshall, TX from orbit ... (Score:3, Funny)
If the FBI wants to build databases of people who make offhand, whimsical comments in online forums I say more power to them. I work for a major storage vendor.
That's ok, just don't work in a book repository.