The South Carolina Primary and Voting Machine Fraud 467
cSeattleGameboy writes "South Carolina sure knows how to pick 'em. Alvin Greene is a broke, unemployed guy who is facing a felony obscenity charge. He made no campaign appearances and raised no money, but he is the brand new Democratic Senate nominee from South Carolina. Tom Schaller at FiveThirtyEight.com does a detailed analysis of how a guy like this wins a primary race, and many of the signs point to voting machine fraud. There seem to have been irregularities on all sides. 'Dr. Mebane performed second-digit Benford's law tests on the precinct returns from the Senate race. ... If votes are added or subtracted from a candidate's total, possibly due to error or fraud, Mebane's test will detect a deviation from this distribution. Results... showed that Rawl's Election Day vote totals depart from the expected distribution at 90% confidence. In other words, the observed vote pattern for Rawl could be expected to occur only about 10% of the time by chance. ... An unusual, non-random pattern in the precinct-level results suggests tampering, or at least machine malfunction, perhaps at the highest level. And Mebane is perhaps the leading expert on this very subject. Along with the anomalies between absentee ballot v. election day ballots..., something smells here.' Techdirt.com points out that South Carolina uses ES&S voting machines, which have had strings of problems before; and they have no audit trail."
He Won! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:He Won! (Score:1, Funny)
I've figured it out. It's very simple. (Score:2, Funny)
Ya'll racists can't accept that Mr. Greene, a popular African-American, won the election fair and square so you guys undermine the integrity of our very system that is so great so you can throw out the will of the voters that elected him.
Why don't you guys put on the white robes, toss the bed sheet on the horse and chase this guy out of town you bunch of racists!
Refreshing (Score:2, Funny)
Open Source Government - Daily Voting... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If you are going to cheat, at least be smart... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:He Won! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A couple of basic information pieces (Score:5, Funny)
I can't believe you're being so negative about such a high voter turnout.
typical politician (Score:4, Funny)
So not really any different from the typical politician.
Apart from being broke, but I'm sure that'll fix itself soon enough.
Alvin Greene wishes to comment on his success (Score:0, Funny)
Well, I'm not sure why people say I'm not qualified to be in office, 'cause according to my own Wikipidea article [wikipedia.org] I have an advanced degree in Political Science (more than most political yahoos have), and I served as an intelligence specialist and a unit supply specialist in the U.S. Army and has served in the Air Force and Army national guards. I have received the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal, the Air Force Good Conduct Medal, the Korea Defense Service Medal, and the National Defense Service Medal.
As for the felony obscenity charge; I was charged for showing porn to an 18 year old girl and asking her if she wanted to do it with me. I always thought the legal age of consent in South Carolina was 12, so I thought there was plenty of leeway (she looked well over 14 to me).
I know I'm poor, black, unemployed, uncultured, and I made a sexual advance towards a white teenage girl who was 18, which is why my own (Democratic) party wants me disqualified and aborted as if I never existed. I know I don't fit in, but the white and the black trash of South Carolina democratically voted me into office, and I believe that votes should count, no-matter how uneducated and unqualified the voting public is at making decisions.
I guess people are jealous because I'm the first popularly elected African-American Senator from the South. It don't matter to me, cause I'm moving out of the mountains and taking my kin along. You know what they say:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with that.
Well we're movin on up...
We finally got a piece of the pie!!
Signed,
Al