Pentagon Seeking Out Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange 628
a user writes "The Pentagon is desperately seeking the 'cooperation' of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, in order to stop him from releasing over 250,000 pages of confidential foreign policy documents. The documents were allegedly provided to Assange by Bradley Manning, the same solider who leaked a video showing a US Army helicopter killing unarmed civilians and international press correspondents."
We promise we won't hurt you. (Score:5, Funny)
Could you just provide us your GPS co-ordinates? Thanks!
They know not what they seek! (Score:5, Funny)
Good luck finding "Julian" as if such a man would have parted ways with his real name. He is a master of 27 languages and knows the local customs as if he recited them as his daily prayers. This is a man who possesses a near chameleon like instinct and can instantly blend into the background anywhere. Only further surpassing his ability to sink into the inky blackness are the hundreds of contacts he has made from here to hoover damn. Hell, even the rocks and streams seem to offer the man comfort if so much as he breathes a heavy sigh.
I can only laugh when the Pentagon says they want to find "Julian." Just considering the sheer number of hells they'll need to climb down to find the darkest demon who might be able to guess what "Julian" had for lunch just makes me chuckle.
Either that or the Pentagon can just send him an email.
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Re:They know not what they seek! (Score:5, Funny)
Good luck finding "Julian" as if such a man would have parted ways with his real name.
Obviously, he is The Most Interesting Man in the World, and only drinks Dos Equis... Or something.
Re:As they should be. (Score:5, Funny)
Yup. Now he's an enemy combatant. Now about those GPS coordinates...
In Soviet America (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They know not what they seek! (Score:3, Funny)
Julian says to the Pentagon, "Stay thirsty my friends."
Re:Give him a Nobel Prize (Score:1, Funny)
Re:As they should be. (Score:3, Funny)
When did 'we' decide this?
You don't have clearance to know that.
Re:Give him a Nobel Prize (Score:1, Funny)
One day, this man should be nominated, and win, a Nobel Peace Prize.
What, you think he's more deserving than the president of a country which has been involved in more wars than any other ?
Re:As they should be. (Score:3, Funny)
What if the Pentagon is telling the truth and releasing these documents would cause "serious damage to national security" and people die as a result of your decision?
He will be eligible to work there?
Re:Obama (Score:3, Funny)
It's easier to say they're identical than to expend time thinking.
Re:This guy Manning (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This started over 12 hours ago (Score:3, Funny)
Don't worry. In a few days, someone will post it again.
Re:We promise we won't hurt you. (Score:4, Funny)