Australian Government Delays Internet Filter Legislation 255
An anonymous reader writes "It seems the Australian federal government is being forced to delay the introduction of its proposed and much-hated, much-maligned Internet filter. It will not be introduced in the next two sittings of parliament, which realistically delays it until after the next election. News on withdrawing the filter, which was a promise from the previous election, has disappointed lobbying groups such as the Australian Christian Lobby."
Re:Won't somebody please think of the children!?!? (Score:5, Funny)
The Australian Christian Lobby can go fuck themselves sideways with a 40-foot barge pole.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but I believe they've already banned that.
Fucking morons.
Ooh, that one too. Sorry, but thanks for understanding.
Re:Won't somebody please think of the children!?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Fucking morons.
Ooh, that one too. Sorry, but thanks for understanding.
Actually I thought that was how we got into this situation.
Re:Not actually an election promise (Score:3, Funny)
He's really just a shaved monkey. ^1
[1] http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushmonkey3.htm [about.com]
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Re:Won't somebody please think of the children!?!? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Won't somebody please think of the children!?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Some obvious observations (Score:3, Funny)
Now I'm of the opinion that total freedom of speech isn't necessarily a right I feel everyone needs.
Then please please PLEASE stay home playing Yahtzee on election days from now on. Trust me, it's way more fun than having your voice heard. Everyone's doin it.
And don't forget to pay your fine! :)
But hey, we'll still have the NBN! (Score:4, Funny)
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that the Australian government will build a new $43 billion national broadband network, connecting 90% of homes to 100-megabit fibre internet. "We believe that fast broadband is absolutely essential for our nation's future", he said.
"Telstra has raised issues with the amount of bandwidth usage this will produce, given we're still hooked to America by tin cans and string, but our Great Firewall of Australia [newstechnica.com] Internet filtering project should keep usage down to reasonable levels at near-dialup speeds. We promise you won't go over your download cap."
The Great Firewall will reliably block all illegal material, child pornography, terrorism and unAustralian thoughts.
"Not only are the contents of the list illegal," said Senator Stephen Conroy, " but revealing the list is also illegal, and so is linking to someone linking to someone claiming to reveal the list. So we're blocking Google Search. Having to use Anzwers should keep usage right down."
Calling it, the "single largest infrastructure decision in Australia's history," Mr Rudd said the project would employ up to 37,000 people a year monitoring citizens' net access, reading their email and correcting spelling errors in their football forum posts.
A consultative process will determine the regulatory framework for the network. "We're considering getting Senator Fielding to do it personally," said Senator Conroy, "since he's the dickhead who demanded the censorship in return for his votes. Hopefully it'll melt his brain. Bloody balance of power. At least Xenophon's bloody sane."
Re:Won't somebody please think of the children!?!? (Score:3, Funny)
The Australian Senate is elected by proportional representation per state. Senator Fielding represents those constituents [newstechnica.com], otherwise discriminated against, who remain climate change sceptics, evolution sceptics, ten-finger sceptics, outbreeding sceptics and walking upright sceptics.