SCO v. Novell Goes To the Jury 67
Excelcia writes "Closing arguments in the six and a bit year old slander of title case between SCO and Novell occurred today and the case is finally in the hands of the jury. It's been an interesting case, with SCO alternately claiming that the copyrights to UNIX did get transferred to them, and that the copyrights should have been transferred to them. 'Judge Ted Stewart said, after the jury left to begin to deliberate, that in all his years on the bench, he's never seen such fine lawyering as in this case.' We're not going to find out the results until at least Tuesday, however, as one juror is taking a long weekend. Great lawyering notwithstanding, we can all hope next week that the Energizer bunny of all spurious lawsuits will finally go away."
Still out there litigating? (Score:5, Funny)
Die! Die! Die! Why won't you just fuckin die?!?!
Re:Still out there litigating? (Score:3, Funny)
Die! Die! Die! Why won't you just fuckin die?!?!
Stick a fork in it, it's done. Wait... that's what usually happens when a UNIX variant dies... Someone forks it.
Re:Finally (Score:3, Funny)
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Re:Still out there litigating? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Still out there litigating? (Score:2, Funny)
Not possible. (Score:3, Funny)
You were reading Slashdot all these years.
All what you claim above becomes thusly highly implausible (wonderful woman? Married? Yeah sure, pull the other one).