Company Sued, Loses For Not Using Patented Tech 631
bdcrazy writes "A man was recently awarded $1.5M in a jury trial after his hand was injured by a Ryobi table saw. The saw did not include the patented 'Saw Stop' technology that the plaintiff argued would have prevented all the problems." 60 similar cases have now been filed nationwide. TechDirt makes the argument that this jury decision is completely crazy: "If the government is going to require companies to use a patented technology, it seems that the only reasonable solution is to remove the patent on it and allow competition in the market place." If the decision stands, not only will the price of table saws go way up, but other hungry patent-holders will probably get a gleam in their eye.
But wait! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:he should think this through (Score:5, Funny)
Re:he should think this through (Score:5, Funny)
Stumps up, dude!
Re:Cut off his thumb? (Score:4, Funny)
Ah, power tools. Cheap, don't require a license or even a class to buy or operate, and potentially deadly to the untrained. One of the last bastions holding out against the evil nanny state. Of course, this particular bastion is guarded by a cadre of thumbless idiots, but that just makes it all the funnier for the rest of us.
Re:Not again... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh.. and "buzzword" was not an intentional pun there.....
Re:Too late, for this jury... (Score:2, Funny)
If it is, this guy is gonna be hacked off, no question.
Re:Not again... (Score:3, Funny)
I bet you wish we could edit posts so you could go back and cut off that part of your comment.
Re:sounds like a safety law suit jackpot and not a (Score:5, Funny)
Saw Stop claims to have sold 20,000 units with their proprietary brake technology, and to have saved 700 fingers. That is an insane injury rate, and if correct, shows how inherently dangerous table saws really are.
Yeah, but 680 of those fingers were probably pinkies... which are like the lizard's tail of the human body.
"Saw Stop" Technology to halt healthcare reform (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Cut off his thumb? (Score:4, Funny)
Not to mention what it would do to the saw!
Re:Not "the government" (Score:4, Funny)
Re:he should think this through (Score:5, Funny)
Re:he should think this through (Score:5, Funny)
Re:he should think this through (Score:3, Funny)
"Idiots using tools are self-solving."
Yes - but this idiot using a power tool found an imperfect solution. He should have been feeding his wood into the saw with his penis, thereby removing his genes from the pool. Darwin would approve, I think.
Re:he should think this through (Score:1, Funny)
LOL, completely unrelated but I was putting down some Gaffer tape over some wires on the floor in the last minutes before a conference was about to start, I was using my teeth to cut the tape. My hair flipped forward and got stuck in the tape. I tried to play it off but there was no way in hell I was getting my hair out of that myself.
Re:he should think this through (Score:5, Funny)
We're all adults here. You can say dick.
Re:he should think this through (Score:4, Funny)
>> The guy bought a cheaper saw and then wanted to cry about the fact that Ryobi cut corners when he did exactly the same thing.
Uhm. Isn't the whole point of buying a saw to cut corners?
Re:We've seen this before, move along.. (Score:4, Funny)
Imagine buying a roofing hammer instead of a nail gun because it is cheaper. Then imagine roofing with a blindfold on and smashing your finger badly. If you had bought a nail gun instead, you could have avoided smashing your finger while blindfolded. Now imagine suing the maker of the hammer for this reason. This is analogous to what happened here.
He was using his table saw, blindfolded, on the roof?
Re:he should think this through (Score:3, Funny)
Gimmie Three!!!
Cowabunga!