California To Create Public Animal Abuser Registry 404
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from the good-fences-make-good-neighbors dept.
An anonymous reader writes "California legislators are moving forward with plans to create a public, online, animal abuser registry identical in function to the public sex offender registry. Is this the slippery slope to further government mandated lists and registries?"
It would be nice for conversation purposes (Score:5, Funny)
What about ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It would be nice for conversation purposes (Score:3, Funny)
This could be quite useful (Score:4, Funny)
Sheep farms could background check employees against this type of list.
If someone's puppy goes missing they could use these lists to interview suspects.
And if a dead squirrel is found, detectives might be able to rule out natural causes if an abuser is found.
They should be careful not to take it so far. Many birders could be put at risk merely for taking a picture of a young chick.
So, what next? (Score:3, Funny)
Won't Someone Please Think of the Puppies? (Score:5, Funny)
That is all.
Re:Just wait... (Score:3, Funny)
You left out people who self-abuse.
Oh crap...
Re:Won't Someone Please Think of the Puppies? (Score:1, Funny)
Wont Someone Please Think of the Puppies?
fap fap fap...?
Re:What about ... (Score:1, Funny)
I think under CA law, you could apply for disability.
I'll have to apply. I'm a pyronecrobestiapedophiliac.
Yes, I like to take young dead animals, light them on fire and then fuck them.
Re:Sounds Good To Me (Score:4, Funny)