Man in Court Over Simpsons Porn 673
Ever get the urge to look at pornographic drawings of famous cartoon children? Neither do I, but 28-year-old Kurt James Milner did, and that's what got him registered as a sex offender. Police received a tip about the pornographic material and eventually found images featuring child characters from The Simpsons and The Powerpuff Girls on Milner's computer. Back in 2008, a Supreme Court judge in Australia ruled that cartoons in which child characters engage in sexual acts is child pornography. Milner said he downloaded the images to show them to his friend 'because he believed they were funny.' Guess it's not so funny now.
First Pr0n (Score:1, Funny)
All your hentai are belong to us.
Re:First Pr0n (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe he plea bargained to the lesser offence of "possessing images of child exploitation".
Re:Cartoon porn is still porn (Score:1, Funny)
Then maybe I'll invest in a flock of pre-schoolers and a cryogenics lab.
Re:Cartoon porn is still porn (Score:4, Funny)
Treating this material differently is merely a way to punish people modern society considers "creepy." That's all.
As we rightly should! If today we allow this, then tomorrow it might be acceptable for fat guys in beards to dress in sailor moon outfits. And when we start to allow that, then humanity's slide into depravity will be unstoppable.
Re:Bart's Unit (Score:5, Funny)
If I draw a dead stick figure, will I be arrested for murder??
All hail (Score:5, Funny)
All hail the Pedo Finder General!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvsoVdvtZC4 [youtube.com]
Re:never under estimate the stupidity of the law (Score:3, Funny)
Good idea, somebody better go tell Randall [xkcd.com]
Re:Simpsons Already Did It! (Score:1, Funny)
Small breasts beat big breasts any day.
Absolutely, more than a mouthful is a waste. Those wanting more were most likely bottle fed.
Re:Insanity. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cartoon porn is still porn (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Simpsons Already Did It! (Score:2, Funny)
That's pattern is easy to explain...
They're hiding it, so we want to see it. So we convince them to show it and we're okay with it for a little while until they become grandmas themselves and in the interest of not singling out the elderly we convince them all to put it away. Which we are okay with for a little while, until they keep hiding it, so we want to see it... and around it goes.
Re:Bad write up. (Score:4, Funny)
Australia is putting people in jail? This seems oddly redundant.
Re:Simpsons Already Did It! (Score:5, Funny)
and on the fourth day you'll see two fat grandmothers jogging.
Then you will be scarred for life.
You will not watch Baywatch.
ever again.
ever.
Re:Cartoon porn is still porn (Score:1, Funny)
My parents have old pictures of me as a kid, taking a bath. Should they go to jail?
Of course, and you for taking part in the production. You sick, sick man!
Re:Insanity. (Score:2, Funny)
how about this. Assume Benjamin button is real, now sleep with him when he's 12 years old. on other words he looks 80 something. Is it illegal? how about when he actually is 80 or so (looks 15) is it illegal?
Re:Insanity. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh , and I must point out how brilliant the Queensland police are:
but a year later police forensic experts recovered 64 images of cartoon child exploitation material in the machine’s recycle bin.
The fool ! He should have known that cartoon characters don't recycle ! You have to use *the Dip* !
Re:Insanity. (Score:5, Funny)
Bada-BOOM!
Re:Insanity. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Simpsons Already Did It! (Score:1, Funny)
oh god, your mum has some sick titties.
Re:Insanity. (Score:5, Funny)
You wrote "naked boy toddlers", please report yourself to the nearest police station.
Thanks.
Re:Simpsons Already Did It! (Score:3, Funny)
No they don't. Sincerely, somebody with more experience in the field than merely looking at porn.
Re:Insanity. (Score:4, Funny)
That's for sure. Who wants to see cartoon characters having sex, anyway?
Now excuse me, I've got to go back to playing Dragon Age:Origins. I think Morrigan is almost ready to give it up.
Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? (Score:5, Funny)
You could impale yourself on the pen. Attempted suicide is illegal in some places.
Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Insanity. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Insanity. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Insanity. (Score:5, Funny)
Well, she will now, big mouth.