eBay For Millionaires 118
AC writes "Got $2 million in assets? Then you can join BillionaireXchange; just the place to find a 2006 Bugatti Veyron with a Start Bid of $1,050,000.00. Or perhaps you are looking for a boat like the Disco Volante (from James Bond), for example the 2000 Azimut Motor Yacht, a lovely 85-footer with a Start Bid of $2,700,000.00. On the other end of the deal, did your hedge fund leave you in the lurch? This is the place to sell those extravagant toys you thought you could afford."
Veyron + Salt Water Don't Mix... (Score:5, Funny)
Alternatively, you could try giving your Veyron a salt water wash...
http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2009/11/video-bugatti-veyron-pulled-from-saltwater-lagoon-after-crash.html [autoguide.com]
Life imitates fiction... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So, why is this in YRO? (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing to see here. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So, why is this in YRO? (Score:3, Funny)
The article was posted by samzenpus. All his articles belong in idle -- or better yet, digg or some other website.
Can't afford a real web designer? (Score:4, Funny)
A-rod's Crib (Score:2, Funny)
Interesting - you can buy A-rod's house online. I guess winning the world series doesn't pay as much as it used to.
(..and yes, I am a bitter Red Sox fan)
Re:So, why is this in YRO? (Score:3, Funny)
Joe Moneybags: Can I join?
Billionaire Exchange: We need to check how much money you have.
JM: Well you wouldn't want any riff-raff in, would you.
BE: Quite. So can you send us details of all your bank accounts. Oh, we'll need the access codes, passwords and all that.
JM: Not sure about that, can't I fax you the statements?
BE: Any teen with a computer can fake them. Riff-raff, remember?
JM: Umm ... OK, here they are.
[1 week later]
BE: [answering phone] Hello, Billionare Exchange, how can I help you?
JM: What's up. It's me, J Moneybags the third. I was waiting to hear from you guys.
BE: Sorry, you aren't sufficiently wealthy. Short by about 1.9 million, in fact.
JM: But I've got ten million in cash alone!
BE: Correction. You had ten million. Have a nice day now!
[Click-clunk. Dialtone...]
Re:And they couldn't afford a better domain name? (Score:2, Funny)
They should have called it "billionairesexchange.com" instead (look closely, you'll get it).
Re:How much do slashdot readers earn? (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, many slashdotters even wear underwear. Let's post articles about underwear, that should be relevant.
Only if they are about where the gnomes are hiding mine.