Toyota Claims Woman "Opted In" To Faux Email Stalking 667
An anonymous reader writes "ABC News is reporting that a California woman is suing Toyota for $10 million for sending her email that appeared to be from a criminal stalker. The woman claims the emails terrified her to the point that she suffered sleeplessness, poor work performance, etc. Toyota says the ruse was part of a marketing campaign for the Toyota Matrix. A Toyota spokesman says they are not liable for the woman's distress, because 'The person who made this claim specifically opted in, granting her permission to receive campaign emails and other communications from Toyota.'"
Opted In (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Opted In (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'm over 35 (Score:5, Funny)
Read the damn EULA (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Yep (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I don't understand advertising (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"Informed consent" = no way (Score:3, Funny)
Hah! I am Vwerd from the Planet Klwrhaz, and I also work with human subjects. That is why we will insert a small device in your visual cortex which flashes pictures of naked supermodels. Dare you require informed consent?
work performance (Score:4, Funny)
she suffered sleeplessness, poor work performance...
Unanswered question: how was her work performance before the emails? Was it really that much worse?
Re:Opted In (Score:5, Funny)
Apple has been running a very creepy campaign recently where they get people in berets to sit in corner shops with Macs and sneer at potential customers.
Oh, sorry, I've just been informed that that wasn't a marketing effort at all, those were just regular Mac users.
Re:Yep (Score:5, Funny)
This "Goatse" kitten is the second ugliest kitten I've ever seen!
Re:Really? (Score:2, Funny)
LOL
Is your husband home? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:"Informed consent" = no way (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yep (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Opted In (Score:5, Funny)
If I received messages like that, I'm sure that I'd immediately run out and buy the car. Would that work for telephone soliciters?
CALLER: I'm coming over to kill you!
ME: Why yes, I'd like to test drive your new car.
CALLER: I'll also rape your dead body!
ME: Really! A free cookbook with a test drive. Awsome.
Re:Yep (Score:3, Funny)
To be fair, the claim is that this is a different fucking flu than the one we've been living through every winter. Everyone knows pig flu is scarier than human flu!
Re:I'm over 35 (Score:5, Funny)
I was leaning toward a small Honda anyway
Would that be the Honda Fit? It's a small, 5-door competitor to the Toyota Matrix which outperforms it in all customer satisfaction metrics, as well as fuel efficiency and crash safety. Plus, instead of steel, it's made of chocolate. Delicious AND biodegradable.
Don't tell anyone that we're 'turfing for Honda's PR company!
Re:I'm over 35 (Score:3, Funny)
Interestingly, Crazy girls most of the time are not also Hot, but Hot girls most of the time also turn out to be Crazy.
Re:Read the damn EULA (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yep (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I don't understand advertising (Score:3, Funny)
These days, the calls during dinner time are from machines too.
Re:I'm over 35 (Score:5, Funny)
When I first read the article, it made me realize that my least-favorite people were neatly represented here; a gold-digger playing "Lawsuit Lotto", brainless marketing drones, and two sets of evil lawyers; a) the lawyers who wrote a shitty, incomprehensible opt-in, and b) the ambulance-chasing losers inciting this woman to get every penny she thinks she deserves.
What I propose is simple. Arm them all with machetes, and drop them in a pit. Last one standing get lifted out, bandaged, and after convalescence is put to work earning a modest but honest living for the rest of their life.
Within 1 year, I predict that frivolous lawsuits would mostly cease to exist, legalese would become plainer, and slimy marketing campaigns would become scarce.
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I'm Coming To Crash At Your Place (Score:2, Funny)
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-1 possible customer (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yep (Score:0, Funny)
call waiting on dial-up
Have mercy! (Score:4, Funny)
If imbeciles didn't hire lawyers, what would all the two-bit lawyers do for a living? Please, someone think of the 2b lawyers! They have children too!
SB
Re:I'm over 35 (Score:4, Funny)
Re:How does this happen? (Score:5, Funny)
Just wait until the New GM (Powered By Your Tax Dollars) comes out with its own ads threatening to beat you to death with a tire iron unless you buy one of their cars. It's a whole new wave of marketing!
Safe word? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Advertising these days... (Score:3, Funny)
Boss) We need to come up with an edgy new marketing scheme...
Guy 1) Hey, let scare the shit out of some lady.
Guy 2) Yeah, Lets make up a fake stalker!!!
Guy 1) Sweet... Lets make him a criminal too!
Guy 2) Serial Killer?
Guy 1) Naw, Just a regular criminal.. Maybe petty theft?
Guy 2) From a different country?
Guy 1) Oh I like the way you think!!!
Boss) This is a GREAT idea, nothing can possibly go wrong! We will have people all over the US wanting to buy our new cars!
Guy 1 and Guy 2) HIGH FIVE!!! **slap**
Re:what a dumb bitch (Score:5, Funny)
slashgame: YOUR ARE IN A ROOM
slashgame: LOOK NORTH
slashgame: YOU SEE AN ANONYMOUS COWARD
slashgame: HE HAS A KAFKA-GRENADE
slashgame: ANONYMOUS COWARD THROWS THE KAFKA-GRENADE AT YOU
slashgame: CATCH KAFKA-GRENADE
slashgame: YOU CATCH THE KAFKA-GRENADE
slashgame: PULL PIN FROM KAFKA-GRENADE
slashgame: THROW KAFKA-GRENADE AT ANONYMOUS COWARD
slashgame: KAFKA-GRENADE EXPLODES ON ANONYMOUS COWARD
slashgame: ANONYMOUS COWARD TURNS INTO ANONYMOUS COCKROACH
slashgame: ANONYMOUS COCKROACH SCREAMS IN FEAR ABOUT RAID IN COMPUTER
slashgame: MOTHER OF ANONYMOUS COCKROACH SCREAMS FROM OTHER SIDE OF BEDROOM DOOR "ARE YOU WATCHING GAY PORNO AGAIN?"
slashgame: MOM ENTERS BASEMENT BEDROOM
slashgame: MOM SEES ANONYMOUS COCKROACH
slashgame: MOM REMOVES SHOE WITH SOLE OF MATERNAL INSTINCT
slashgame: MOM INSTINCTIVELY CRUSHES ANONYMOUS COCKROACH WITH SOLE OF MATERNAL INSTINCT
slashgame: ANONYMOUS COCKROACH DOES FINAL SWIRLY AROUND THE RIM AS MOM GIVE HIS REMAINS "BURIAL AT SEA"
slashgame: ANONYMOUS COWARD -- 1784 KARMA, WILL RESPAWN A FLOATER IN TIDY-BOWL COMMERCIAL
slashgame: YOU HAVE EARNED 1 BONUS SCROLL OF GUMMY-BEAR
slashgame: EXIT
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Re:Yep (Score:3, Funny)
Further to this, hopefully the arsehole marketer who came up with the idea loses a job
Saatchi & Saatchi told the marketing magazine OMMA last year that it had developed the campaign to target men under 35 who hate advertising.
Hey, thanks. So, Mr. Marketing Genius Man [not you, parent], why exactly is it that you think that there are people out there who hate advertising or marketers in general? Maybe because of stupid ideas like this?
Re:Yep (Score:5, Funny)
1. Well below average intelligence
2. Unable to communicate in a coherent fashion(no ability to elaborate on a point except to repeat it verbatim but louder)
3. Blissfully unaware of points 2. and 3.
4. Create weird recursive lists when trying to explain the failure of other people to communicate coherently.
Re:Yep (Score:4, Funny)
Those who are blissfully unaware that the list is recursive are doomed to repeat it.
Re:[QA Results #23855] Bug in $_EVIL_RANT code (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm over 35 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:work performance (Score:3, Funny)
Re:-1 possible customer (Score:3, Funny)