Australia's Bizarre Classification System For Internet Censorship

stavros-59 writes "Australia's internet censorship watchdog, ACMA, uses an internet classification system originally intended for children's PC filters. ACMA has now made what must be the most amazing recent decisions of the whole bizarre censorship debate. The Register today has a story about ACMA's decision to force Apple to withdraw their ITMS gift feature from Australia on the basis that MA+ (over 15 and maybe sex) rated movies could not be given to children using the gift cards. The films are also banned on the internet but not at local video/DVD stores as detailed in this Whirlpool Forum post. At the same time, the photographic work of Robert Mapplethorpe (not for the fainthearted) has been classified as PG (Parental Guidance) by the Classification Board — which is not part of ACMA, but an agency under the Attorney General's Department."

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[Anonymous Coward]

Great, so now we have goatse links in the fucking articles themselves.

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[Verdatum]

Artsy goatse...Try saying that 5 times fast...right now...and don't worry, your cubicle neighbors won't question it.

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[LordAndrewSama]

nice one. How many people are going to wonder how goatse can possibly be 'artsy', and click the link to find out, I wonder. you've doomed thousands. I'm just glad i'm at work so I can't possibly click on it, and i'll forget all about it by the time I get home.

Thanks for the warning though, this story needs an NSFW tag.

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[Anonymous Coward]

You are allowed to read Slashdot at work?

Re:Maplethorpe

[Obyron]

One ironic thing about Maplethorpe

One ironic thing about your post is that you know so much about Mapplethorpe, but cannot spell his name.

Re:Maplethorpe

[OzPeter]

Guilty as charged. Can I blame it on my keyboard?

Re:Maplethorpe

[Anonymous Coward]

Nno.

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[K. S. Kyosuke]

Perhaps it means that the kids should perform such activities only under parental guidance. *ducks*

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[Eevee]

Why? If your management complains, point out that it's classified as PG (Parental Guidance) and thus must be safe for work. After all, who knows better, your boss or the Aussies?

Re:Physical Media?

[Anonymous Coward]

a 14 year old
Juliet was "a fortnight and odd days" shy of fourteen. Faith, I can tell her age unto an hour.

Re:ignorant politicians

[happy_place]

"One of my favorite examples is when the Church banned crossbows. How'd that work out for them?"

Oh, I dunno. Just how many crossbows do you possess? See! It works! ;)

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[Stenchwarrior]

awww sonofabitch

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[Kell Bengal]

My boss is an aussie, you insensitive clod!

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[Anarchitect_in_oz]

New South F%&$^$ Walse has nothing to do with this It's a Federal thing.