Microsoft Patents XML Word Processing Documents 357
theodp writes "Embrace. Extend. Patent. On Tuesday, Microsoft was granted US Patent No. 7,571,169 for its 'invention' of the Word-processing document stored in a single XML file that may be manipulated by applications that understand XML. Presumably developers are protected by Microsoft's 'covenant not to sue,' so the biggest question raised by this patent is: How in the world was it granted in light of the 40-year history of document markup languages? Next thing you know, the USPTO will give Microsoft a patent for Providing Emergency Data in XML format. Oops, too late."
Won't hold up (Score:5, Insightful)
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So why was it granted in the first place?
Because the Patent Office doesn't have enough computer geeks and is underfunded.
Re:Won't hold up (Score:5, Interesting)
This.
It seems the "stupid patent formula" has been updated. It used to be "$X, but on the Internet". As in, "I've reinvented the wheel! But this time, it's connected to the Internet!"
The new "stupid patent formula" seems to be "$X, but using XML". As in, "I've invented fire! But this time, it uses eXtensible Markup Language!"
Since XML was the solution to all possible problems about ten years ago, we can probably guess at where the "stupid patent formula" will be in a decade's time. No doubt it will involve something like "$X, but using Javascript on a Web 2.0 social networking site that's accessed using a smartphone with a touch screen".
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Re:Won't hold up (Score:5, Insightful)
The thing is, spokes and cotton can't be used for everything. XML can store any type of data at all. Storing $x in XML is not creative or innovative, it is exactly what XML was designed to do.
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There is so much prior art for this, it's just sick. ODF, for one thing.
Heck, I even wrote an XML based text editor back when I was learning Java in 2001 or so.
All I can say is maybe I should file a patent for "Patenting inventions currently covered by patents"
Re:Won't hold up (Score:5, Informative)
Heck, I even wrote an XML based text editor back when I was learning Java in 2001 or so.
Go read the patent. Go!
The darn thing isn't for a pseudo-WYSIWYG XML editor. It's for a specific bundle of features that let you save your non-XML based word processing file as one single XML file, which includes bookmarks, styles, and "formatting hints" as well.
Making your word processor save to XHTML, or a randomly selected XML dialect? Obvious. The specific way you do that, and include some conventions for features that XML really wasn't meant to support? Non-obivous, and therefore patentable.
Also not all that broad.
And, of course,, the real nice thing: this patent only applies if you through a lot of formatting crap into your XML file as well... and I certainly don't remember anyone dumb enough to do that before Microsoft.
Re:Won't hold up (Score:4, Insightful)
So they've patented a very specific DTD?
go go Microsoft... that's what you get for spending all your money buying new chairs instead of hiring talented people
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not quite true (Score:5, Insightful)
Incorrect on both counts.
You need a degree in science or engineering to be an examiner, the examining corps has been hiring over 1200 examiners a year and fee diversion has ended.
The main problems for examiners has been lack of time (has not changed since 1976), a lack of an easy way to text search non-patent literature, increased number of claims, increased claim length, longer specifications, and more clerical tasks. Both the patent bar and the examiner unions want more time for examiners. Examiners do the best they can in the ~22 hours they have allocated for a case.
We will see what changes if Kappos (former head of IBM's IP dept) is approved by congress and takes over leadership of the USPTO.
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One of the things I like about Windows is that when I press Backspace it always works, I don't need to remember stty erase ^H.
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That's stupid, they should collect fees from the ones they reject too... And perhaps charge more when a single entity files multiple patents.
Maybe then they would be less over worked, and companies would have some incentive not to file every trivial thing in the hope of it sticking.
I mean, to a company now the choice is between "patent rejected, pay nothing" and "patent approved, pay for it", its a zero risk game that can result in significant benefits.
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More like "patent rejected, $20k wasted". The cost of a patent application for a typical company is usually many times higher than the fee you pay to the patent office. Patent applications are complex legal documents, and patent attorney fees are usually a substantial portion of the total cost. You will also need to have your technical
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Have you ever heard the saying: "good enough for government work"?
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But it still costs a fortune to get it challenged. That is the real problem. It is an armsrace and the one with the biggest pocket wins. I wonder when this cold war bubble will burst.
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It will never burst. We have seen scandal after scandal involving patents granted by the USPTO. Companies big and small have all been hit, hard, by patent trolls and anti-competitive litigation. We've seen products sunk and industries mired in doubt. We've seen farcical patents and US supreme court case. If there was an event that could have burst this bubble, it would have happened by now.
The USPTO is not going to stop granting these things. Industry is never going to become so irritated by the cons of the patent system that they give up the pros. Ordinary people are never going to let go of the illusion that one genius invention, with patent protection, will set them up for life. This system is deeplying ingrained, self sufficient and self perpetuating.
The patent system is not going to reform itself. Industry will not reform it. The public will not reform it. The legal system will not reform it. Patent holders will not reform it. Reform must come from an external source, powerful enough to completely reform the system. And so deeply rooted is the current regime that reform will be a very, very painful process. Frankly, I doubt modern America, along with many western nations, has the capacity to implement such a change, given its inability to reach national consensus on anything.
So, don't expect a great event that's going to topple the whole patent system. There's not going to be a some kind of Watergate or Pearl Harbour to shake the system to its foundations. Until reform comes alone, the patent system is going to continue in its current vein, come what may. And it will probably do so for a very, very long time.
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There's not going to be a some kind of Watergate or Pearl Harbour to shake the system to its foundations.
If someone patents regular expressions would it be like an IP Perl Harbor?
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If someone patents regular expressions would it be like an IP Perl Harbor?
There must have been a reason why Bell Labs didn't patent them. The setuid bit was patented. They documented it in the back of the Version 7 Green Book in the early 1980s.
Re:Won't hold up (Score:5, Interesting)
The patent system is not going to reform itself. Industry will not reform it. The public will not reform it. The legal system will not reform it.
I only partially agree with this. The "reform" that we're looking for can simply come if the PTO admits what it is doing. A very cursory glance at prior art and other patentability issues and then granting a patent. If the PTO was honest with itself that it is relying on the legal system to help it flush out the prior art claim then they should also FOSTER the ability of John Q Citizen to bring such a claim.
In envision a cheap prior art challenge (cheaper than a full court case) perhaps filling out a few standard forms the PTO could concoct and then let that run.
Alternatively, maybe the EFF can step up to this too?
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17 years from now (or whatever the patent time is now).
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No. The real problem is, that it was granted in the first place. And the real reason is, that the patent offices works under the control of a government, that has more revolving doors and "lobbys"* than the Internet Explorer has quirks, holes and bugs.
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* Which suddenly became the word for an euphemistic view on the illegal bribery and disloyalty to the people, which in many countries are major crimes on the punishment level of murder.
Marc0WNi (Score:3, Funny)
But it still costs a fortune to get it challenged. That is the real problem. It is an armsrace and the one with the biggest pocket wins. I wonder when this cold war bubble will burst.
Why don't you ask Nicola Tesla...
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>I wonder when this cold war bubble will burst.
All I know is, when it does hit that bullseye, all the dominoes will fall like a house of cards: checkmate!
Re:Won't hold up (Score:4, Interesting)
Once a few years ago, say 2007 or so, MS threatened to announce a replacement cross platform doc that would supplant PDF.
Adobe released a statement in response to a planted question on CNet or something, that there was 'no reason why they couldn't release Flash-based competitor to PowerPoint,' and suddenly MS's latest initiative magically went away.
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You mean XPS?
Re:Won't hold up (Score:5, Insightful)
All Adobe needs to do in the event of MS making them mad is to change Flash/PDF just enough that they don't work with old versions, and then refuse to port/support a Windows version.
Why would they do something that stupid? That would destroy 90% of their install base and thus ruin themselves.
As the developers / authors gradually move to the new standards, Windows gets further and further behind, and all they have is Silverlight and .doc files. That is not where MS wants to be.
No, if Adobe stopped supporting Windows, those developers would just drop it and thus Adobe would go bankrupt.
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Why would they do something that stupid?
Remember, we're talking about Adobe here, whose idea of innovation is a version of Acrobat Reader that ships on 2 DVDs instead of just 1.
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No, ODF is a XML-based document format. An actual system would be a word processor application that utilizes the ODF file format, for example OpenOffice today.
The filing date shown on the patent is Jun 2002.
The ODF format was first discussed in December 2002, and finalized in May of 2005.
So it would seem Microsoft's patent comes before ODF.
Re:Won't hold up (Score:5, Informative)
But not before SGML. The whole thing is a pile of shit, a worthless patent predated by at least a quarter century (and probably a bit longer) of markup languages. The US patent system is fucking broken, because if it worked, Microsoft would have been sent packing.
Re:Won't hold up (Score:4, Informative)
Samna/Lotus Ami Pro used a text-based markup language for documents. It predated Word for Windows (aka Microsoft Word).
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Framemaker
We were using there markup language to create documents back the the early 90's. Not sure when they started.
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AbiWord [abisource.com] uses an XML based format, and it was mature enough to win awards in 1999, 2000, and 2001.
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Not only that, but check the first two "other references" in the patent:
They specifically reference an article on AbiWord and AbiWord's XML schema! And it's cited by the examiner, so surely that means they found the prior art and said "this is relevant". Did they get confused by it having "Word" in the app name and assume it was an MS product?
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ODF descended from the older OpenOffice/StarOffice file format ("OpenOffice.org XML"), which was already XML-based (it's very similar to ODF).
OpenOffice 1.0 used that format. It was released on May 1, 2002. Boom, obvious prior art.
Re:Won't hold up (Score:5, Informative)
How about something like this?
http://www.xml.com/pub/a/2001/02/07/openoffice.html [xml.com]
Dated February 07, 2001. States that OpenOffice (its first release as open source) already uses the format and goes on to explain some of the XML used.
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I was gonna make a remark about the filing date, but seeing that it's 6 December 2004, there's still plenty of prior art.
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No the filing date is Jun 2002. Which means you'd have to find prior art dating before Jun 2001.
Start with LEXX (IBM research paper in 1987), an interactive editor that supported and displayed SGML (among other languages). The LEXX paper references JANUS (papers in 1981 and 1982), and an ACM survey paper from 1971.
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This won't hold up if challenged, there is plenty of prior art.
I agree that it probably won't be upheld if challenged, but I don't think prior art will be the issue. I just looked at the references of the patent and it looks like it refers to a ton of what I would consider prior art (lots of AbiWord references for example). It would appear that the patent office saw this and concluded that this was different. Convincing a judge or jury that the patent office was wrong would be difficult.
Personally, I don't think this patent would meet the requirements of the recent Bilski [wikipedia.org] decision. This patent is just a way of storing data in a format that is specifically designed to store data. If that is a legit patent, then we will have an arms race where everyone tries to think of anything that could be stored in XML and try to get a patent before anyone thinks of it. (Phone books, recipes, code, test cases, GUI layouts, packet captures, code reviews, etc, etc).
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I'm going to make BILLIONS!
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This won't hold up if challenged, there is plenty of prior art.
And what the hell difference does that make. They'll sue and the defendant will either have to settle or go out of business because:
A. There'll be an injunction against their product so they can't sell it.
B. Because it'll be made clear that the court battle will cost them loads more than fighting (Microsoft has billions for lawyers).
C. Microsoft will make the license terms so outrageous they have to fight and then Microsoft will break them with the legal battle.
D. They'll lose the court case because they are violating the patent even though it never should have been issued..
So far courts have assumed the validity of patents even when a preliminary review has found them invalid. It takes years at best to get a final invalidation of a patent and that can be extended by appeals and modifications of the claims and other legal tactics. By then any company that was fighting would be out of business for one or more of the above reasons.
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But if they sue you, you'll go broke defending yourself, and then they'll win a default judgment against you because you didn't show up in the new venue that you were notified about yesterday.
Xtend, Mbrace, Litigate? (Score:5, Insightful)
That one I could see them getting a patent on, but on something that uses the abbreviation for "eXtensible Markup Language"?
Extending the use of it is what it was designed to do in the fist place.
What's wrong with America? (Score:5, Insightful)
Folks reading stories like these will simply conclude that America is on the wrong path. To be more accurate, I think folks at the patent office suffer from effects of "thought disorders."
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No. I know someone with a thought disorder that makes a lot more sense than the USPTO.
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Re:What's wrong with America? (Score:5, Insightful)
3: What we suck at is leaving other countries to die.
Silly mistake you made there: "3: What we suck at is leaving other countries alone."
two patent offices (Score:5, Interesting)
it's already been suggested however this makes a decent case for a system with two competing patent offices. one to produce patents and the other invalidates them. give each a financial incentive to defend its position and let them fight it out. if the patent creating office issues a bogus patent and the patent invalidating office catches it, the patent creating office loses funding while the invalidating office gains funding.
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Don't bother. Just overhaul the entire IP system. So far Trademarks is the only member of the three types of IP that doesn't with regularity make headlines with how broken it is.
I guess you've missed all the stories where sues for "breaching" their trademark? Here's a recent example [mtv.com]. Another that's been bought up on Slashdot is Nissan Motors vs Nissan Computer [wikipedia.org]. I agree that trademark law is the sanest of the three, but it still gets plenty of abuse.
Re:two patent offices (Score:5, Funny)
Just overhaul the entire IP system.
Yep, every person who adopts IPv6 is another person free from Microsoft's evil embrace!
Err.. wait a minute...
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Re:two patent offices (Score:4, Informative)
The second patent office already exists. Its called the court system.
The problem with the funding system is: You (the accused infringer) fund that second one.
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if it cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars to develop, then spending $10K to get it patented (or whatever amount is appropriate) would be worth it. If you only spent $1000 to produce it, the dang thing shouldn't be patented anyway.
That's absurd. That would limiting the use of the patent system to large companies (the guys currently abusing the system) and completely destroy the notion of the independant inventor. Brilliant and patentable ideas don't have to be expensive.
OpenDocument (Score:4, Interesting)
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This patent wouldn't seem to affect OpenDocument, since OpenDocument files are not, AFAIK, single XML files, they are JAR archives with several XML files (and others) inside.
WTF??? (Score:4, Insightful)
The very concept is ludicrous. We need to fire those people in the PTO, and replace them with homeless bums. At least they might get something right once in a while.
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so it should be really easy to get.
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I see you are one of the 99%. Patent applications have a long list of claims going from general to specific. The examiner can toss out the broader claims. After that it is up to the court. The court does not get involved until there is a plaintiff, and pate
Re:WTF??? (Score:4, Insightful)
What does XML being an open standard have to do with anything?
The fact that it was an open standard FOR REPRESENTING DOCUMENTS AS FILE CONTENTS so they can be MANIPULATED BY COMPUTER PROGRAMS should make it clear that representing a document as a single XML file and writing an editor to edit such documents were explicitly contemplated in the open standard. And the fact that the standard was open constitutes publishing this prior art.
If Microsoft came up with something novel, non-obvious, and useful ABOUT editing a document represented entirely within a single XML file they would be entitled to a patent on THAT ASPECT. But that doesn't constitute inventing the editing of XML document files in general and thus doesn't entitle them to such a patent.
Note that it's entirely possible that the slashdot article misrepresented what was patented. This has happened a lot in the past. So perhaps Microsoft did come up with some cuteness to include in an XML editor and that was what they patented.
But that would not make as big a splash on the Slashdot front page. B-)
2004 called.. (Score:5, Insightful)
2004 called and it wants...etc.. you know the rest.
They filed this a long time ago, and of course for good reason as if they didn't some asshole little company would set up shop in east Texas and sue. As the kids say, don't hate the player hate the game. Our patent system is fucking retarded.
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The point is that SGML predates XML (XML is simply a derivative of SGML). The notion of building documents in this way predates the existence of Microsoft, let alone this particular patent.
Buzzword compliant. (Score:2)
Word-processing document stored in a single XML file...
How many ways are there to store a document? Markup (Postscript, XML, LaTeX, etc) and Binary are the only two I can think of. Using a different markup language is hardly an earth-shattering new development.
Bad Summary (Score:5, Informative)
As is all too often the case here on Slashdot, the summary has seized upon the title of the patent, which has no legal effect whatsoever, while ignoring the actual patent claims, which are all important.
If one actually reads the claims, one sees that the main new part of the invention are the 'hint elements' contained in the XML file. The written description expands upon what hint elements mean: "hints are provided within the XML associated files providing applications that understand XML a shortcut to understanding some of the features provided by the word-processor. By using the hints, the applications do not have to know all of the specific details of the internal processing of the word-processor in order to recreate a feature."
Basically, the invention here is the inclusion of information that lets third-party programs better understand what to do with the format. You can imagine, for example, if HTML included something like this. The del ('strikethrough') tag might be written:
That code would allow a program that did not natively understand the tag to implement a simple version of it. The idea is to allow new features to be introduced into the format while enabling older versions of the software to use them without updating their code. The necessary code comes with the file.
Now, whether that's still new and nonobvious, I don't know, but it's a significantly more accurate summary of the invention than "Microsoft Patents XML Word Processing Documents."
Mod parent up (Score:2)
n/t
Re:Bad Summary (Score:5, Informative)
Geeze, there you go ruining everybody's fun, posting facts instead of completely uninformed complaints.
/. groupthink guidelines!
Next you'll point out that the patent cites no fewer than 77 other patents going back to 1988 as related art, or that it cites 113 other documents, including documentation for file formats of things like AbiWord, StarOffice, Wisdom++, Docbook, WorX, MML, XMill, YAWK, and so on and so forth.
Were it not for your UID, I'd have to pull out the "you must be new around here" wheeze, since you're in clear violation of
How is any of this new? (Score:2)
XML already provides the ability to ignore things that are not understood.
My head just hurts trying to think of how one could consider this patentable.
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Then maybe the real story here is how Microsoft has extended XML to include non-standard features, which they can implement in their own software while restricting third parties from implementing the same features...
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Then maybe the real story here is how Microsoft has extended XML to include non-standard features, which they can implement in their own software while restricting third parties from implementing the same features...
Isn't this basically the point of patents? To give inventors monopolies on their inventions for a limited time?
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You, apparently, have missed out and not read the actual claims of the patent. This patent covers any XML document which has an XSD definition and has:
And any variation of implementation on the above. It also covers the manipulation of a file
AND another example of why Microsoftware has bugs (Score:3, Insightful)
Basically, the invention here is the inclusion of information that lets third-party programs better understand what to do with the format. You can imagine, for example, if HTML included something like this. The del ('strikethrough') tag might be written:
That code would allow a program that did not natively understand the tag to implement a simple version of it. The idea is to allow new features to be introduced into the format while enabling older versions of the software to use them without updating their
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As is all too often the case here on Slashdot, the summary has seized upon the title of the patent, which has no legal effect whatsoever, while ignoring the actual patent claims, which are all important
For reference, here is claim 1:
A method for creating a document in XML ("Extensible Markup Language") in a computing device that is understandable by many applications, comprising: accessing a published XSD ("XML Schema Definition") in said computing device, wherein the XSD defines rules relating to the XML file format for documents associated with an application having a rich set of features; determining an element to create in an XML file in said computing device, wherein the element is selected from a s
This patent does not cover ODF (Score:5, Informative)
One of the claims in this patent is that everything is stored in a single XML document. That is not true of ODF. An ODF file is the result of zipping up a bunch of files including not only XML files but various other things, such as image files.
Isn't XML documented as coming from SGML? (Score:3, Informative)
And isn't SGML in part something IBM contributed to? So we can hope IBM will contribute to defending "prior art". Without actually reading the patent (I just read the patent abstract), what seems to be "unique" is the XML encoding along with the XSD style sheet; document markup languages are -really old hat- (Scribe's still my personal favorite :-). So "attacking" the patent based on the documented derivation of XML from SGML would seem to me to be a viable strategy, and many mark-up word processors of the previous millennium (including Scribe, if I remember right) had the concept of a 'document style sheet'.
This patent is -particularly stupid- based on the patent abstract. (Hey, if the President can make snap judgements without doing full research, why can't I do it, too???)
Looks like I'm in the wrong line (Score:2)
How much is the typical bribe to a patent supervisor? This is truly a laughable one. I'm not going to bother counting the number of XML books I have on our home book shelves. I guess Microsoft sent them back through the time machine in the Redmond basement.
Last Land Rush (Score:5, Interesting)
Ballmer better watch out... (Score:2)
"Not long ago, the Black Gate of Armonk swung open. The lights went out, my skin crawled, and dogs began to howl. I asked my neighbor what it was and he said, 'Those are the NazgÃl. Once they were human, now they are IBM's lawyers.'"
Their independent claims (Score:5, Informative)
What matters isn't what the abstract says, it's what the claims, especially the independent claims, say. Here are the two independent claims in this patent, formatted for improved clarity (I hope). They basically say the same thing, except that the first is a "method" claim, claiming a method for doing something (in this case, "creating a document in XML in a computing device that is understandable by many applications"), while the second is an "apparatus" claim, claiming an apparatus (in this case, "a computer-readable storage medium having computer-executable instructions for interacting with a document") that performs a function:
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In particular, it's worth noting that the entire case file for all issued patents is publicly available (http://portal.uspto.gov/external/portal/pair). For this patent, you can see exactly what the Examiner thought made the patent allowable over the prior art.
Go to the Public PAIR website, put in the patent number, and then click on the "Image File Wrapper" tab. The document you're looking for is the Notice of Allowance. In this particular case, this is what the Examiner thought was allowable over t
My next patent (Score:5, Funny)
I'm patenting complaining about Microsoft using XML. I'll make a fortune.
Just goes to show you (Score:3, Insightful)
That anything can be bought.
Microsoft Deserves the Patent (Score:4, Funny)
The innovative thing is that they got OLE In Place Editing to save its streams to an XML document. It's actually may be something of a hack, but most notably, unlike Excel, you really can round trip a Word 2003 document with nested OLE in Place spreadsheets and other stuff and it works. I just created a Word 2003 document, created an Excel sheet inside of it, confirmed it by doing Excel stuff and using Excel menus in Word, saved the whole shebang as Xml, and I was frankly pretty pleased that it loaded it up again.
The thing is, I don't know that Open Office ever really supported OLE In Place Editing on Windows and I would bet probably not because OLE 2.0 is a set of COM libraries and I don't see such how they'd port it over to other platforms. That's a big job. In fact, I really can't think of any other Word processor besides Word that can be an OLE 2 host... seems like nobody else did the Scribble App that happened to be writing word processors....
In any case, so yeah, Word is way more powerful than anybody else when it comes to round tripping Xml, and its easy to demonstrate. Everybody else could at best only save a version, but, Microsoft can round trip the active nature of the content, and that is pretty cool, new, and innovative.
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Yikes (Score:4, Interesting)
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I'm thinking anybody that uses inline CSS should probably expect a knock on the door from Microsoft demanding licensing fees, your firstborn, or perhaps a romantic evening with Steve "Mr. Patent Guy" Ballmer.
anger building... fury rising!!! (Score:3, Insightful)
Software Engineer: "Hey look, I made this window open by using Ctrl-O. Neat huh?"
Manager/Lawyer/CFO/CEO: "Write it up! We'll corner the market on opening any windows! They'll be stuck! HA! Brilliant!"
Software Engineer: "What have I done... Oh well, where's the sysadmins? I must frag."
Software patents do not make sense in our current system. We crave competition, we need it. You build a brilliant program, I'll find someone who will one-up you. Don't worry, you get to fight back. Just make your program better/stronger/faster. That's how it works here.
First rule of 'Software Club': You don't fucking patent 'Software Club'.
[throws mic on floor]
Peace!
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I agree, can't we have some happy news about robot kittens or something!!
Re:Stop the madness (Score:5, Funny)
I agree, can't we have some happy news about robot kittens or something!!
In other news, caring for kittens has been patented by Monsanto. Petting them has been patented by PetSmart. And taking endless pictures of them with your cell phone has been patented by Motorola. As a prevention, the new coalition Monotoromart is now hunting down and killing any cuddly, lovable, but otherwise adorably indignant animals in an effort to minimize "market confusion".
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You missed one of the constituent companies... Toro lawnmowers [toro.com].
Their methods of hunting down and killing the offending cuties has some people upset, but nonetheless is picking up sponsors for televised "kitty rodeos". Word is that Ford Motor Company has signed on to sponsor one of the mowers in next year's "Kitten Splittin' C
Re:Stop the madness (Score:5, Funny)
Whoa, Steve, cool down. Throw a couple of chairs and chill out.
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Re:Stop the madness (Score:4, Insightful)
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Red Hat love patents too.
I'll just point you here [slashdot.org].
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Look, you fucking retard, markup languages have been around longer than Bill Gates was stroking himself in front of computer. The whole point of markup languages like SGML, TeX, HTML and so forth was to construct fucking documents, you worthless piece of human filth. XML is simply one extrapolation of SGML, but the underlying concept, you piece of mentally handicapped excrement, is encapsulating documents and other data.
So fuck off you, you moronic turd. Quit defending a clearly fraudulently gained paten