Verizon Asks Court To Affirm 'Most Reliable' Claim 111
suraj.sun writes "Verizon has asked a court to affirm its claim to be 'America's Most Reliable 3G Network.' From the article, 'Verizon Wireless, a joint venture of Verizon and Vodafone Group PLC, asked a US court for a judgment that its advertising claims to be "America's Most Reliable 3G Network" were truthful, which rival AT&T called "misleading" on Monday. In papers filed in US District Court in Manhattan, Verizon said assertions on July 1 by AT&T Mobility LLC, a unit of AT&T, that its advertising was false could not be supported. AT&T, which has its principal business in Atlanta, had filed the challenge with the National Advertising Division of the Council for Better Business Bureaus. Verizon Wireless said its claims of having "America's Most Reliable 3G Network" and "America's Best 3G Network" and "America's Most Reliable Wireless Network" are "truthful, accurate and substantiated" and do not violate the trademark law known as the Lanham Act. It said that AT&T's challenge "relies on the incorrect premise that speed is an essential element of the standard for measuring network reliability.'" I can only hope that at some future date a court will decide which light beer truly is the best tasting.
TFS: Which light beer truly is the best tasting (Score:4, Funny)
Bias (Score:3, Funny)
Verizon just better hope that they don't get a judge who's actually used their service.
Talk about a hostile witness!
This is a court case? (Score:5, Funny)
Verizon: We're the best.
AT&T: Nuh-uh!
Verizon: Yeah-huh!
AT&T: Nuh-uh!
Judge:: Damn it! Both of you shut up! The court finds both carriers are limited to using Edge! Verizon may only use the phrase "Home of the Crap Lobster" and AT&T can only use the phrase "That's what she said"!
T-Mobile: Good call, your honor. Catherine Zeta-Jones will be by tonight as promised.
Re:Seriously? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:TFS: Which light beer truly is the best tasting (Score:3, Funny)
Bruce: Making love in a canoe?
Bruce: yes, it is fucking close to water.