Blimps Monitor Crowds At Sporting Events 180
Death Metal tips news about how defense contractor Raytheon is adapting military-style surveillance packages for use aboard blimps at public events like the Indy 500. "Until recently, Raytheon's eye-in-the-sky technology was used in Afghanistan and Iraq to guard American military bases, working as airborne guards against any oncoming desert threat. Using infrared sensors and a map overlay not unlike Google Earth, the technology scans a large area, setting important landmarks (say, the perimeter of a military base), and constantly relays video clips back to a command center. If a gun fires or a bomb is detonated, the airships can detect the noise and focus the camera — all from a mighty-high 500 feet." Though the technology is expensive, Raytheon is shopping it around to police departments and other organizations that might want to keep an eye on large gatherings of people.
FP (Score:3, Funny)
There aren't going to be any terrorist attacks.
You just throw money at congressmen.
But seriously, this is horseshit. The only bad guys they catch will be the ones up in the nosebleed section sitting alone with their girlfriends who are discretely giving them head or playing "bouncy-horse" [break.com] on their laps.
Stupid and shortsighted (Score:0, Funny)
This technology is useless without an active targeting and response system.
Your enemies will think you are weak without an accompanying predator drone.
This is great! (Score:4, Funny)
Considering the fact that we've had so many problems with stadium slaughterings and bombings.
oh wait... i ate too much scramby eggs w/ sarcasm on the side.
Lol @ excessive response to lesser problems.
Oops (Score:5, Funny)
When I read the title, I thought this was about donut-eating cops.
Never mind.
I lolled (Score:1, Funny)
Ah, that explains everything.
Like a car, for example. Do you think you could work a car into your analogy somehow? This is Slashdot, after all.
People being monitored!? (Score:5, Funny)
[thread usurped for breaking news] (Score:1, Funny)
The summary forgot to mention a shocking revalation from the article, where Lee Silvestre, vice president of mission innovation talked about their choice of operating system:
Now we know who's been trolling Slashdot!
Re:This is great! (Score:5, Funny)
Lol @ excessive response to lesser problems.
Something must be done to combat terrorism.
This is something.
Therefore, we must do this.
Re:Bang! Pop. Crash. (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, bits of flaming blimp raining down on a crowd would be pretty terrifying in itself. Remind me to take a tinfoil umbrella.
Bravo the Military Industrial Complex! (Score:4, Funny)
Using high-tech blimps to spy on sporting crowds is a fantastic idea to fill the gap until our intelligence services work out some way to get their own people into the crowds of these events, but to do that they would need to crack the intelligence crown jewels and figure out how and when these events will be held. It's great the things that government and the military industrial concept can achieve that a lesser mind might be tempted to do on the cheap.
And to the NSA guy sneering at this post, why aren't you doing something about bin Laden instead? He's on the Afgani-Pakistan border. Everyone knows it. The Daily Show event did a live cross from there. Or don't you guys get cable?
Re:Even if there are attacks (Score:5, Funny)
...I think video footage BEFORE the gun or bomb noise would typically be of greater interest than the footage after.
It'll take about 0.5 seconds for sound to travel the 500 feet up to the airships.
Thus all that fancy expensive tech might end up giving you just lower res pics before the camera zoomed and focused in and got videos of everybody except the culprits.
but the after-footage will be useful for broadcasting over and over again, putting the general public into a state of panic, so politicians and corporations can exploit their fears and get away with even more wasteful spending.
Luckily... (Score:2, Funny)
... it's illegal in the US to fly an airship less than 1000 feet above a gathering of people, or less than 1000 feet above the highest obstacle within 2000 lateral feet of the airship.
That's bad in itself. (Score:3, Funny)
It would be scary to ride in the blimp.
Re:Good old Raytheon (Score:3, Funny)