MD Appellate Ct. Sets "New Standard" For Anonymous Posting 260
A Maryland court of appeals has set what they are calling a new "standard that should be applied to balance the First Amendment right to anonymous speech on the Internet with the opportunity on the part of the object of that speech to seek judicial redress for alleged defamation." The court overturned an earlier ruling that would have required NewsZap.com to turn over the names of anonymous posters who posted negative remarks about the cleanliness of a Centreville Dunkin' Donuts. "In a defamation case involving anonymous speakers, the ruling said, courts should first require the plaintiff to try to notify the anonymous posters that they are the subject of a subpoena. That notification could come in the form of a message posted to the online forum in question, and the posters must be given sufficient time to respond. The plaintiff must then hand over the exact statements in question, so the court can decide whether the comments are obviously defamatory. Finally, the ruling says, the court must weigh the anonymous poster's right to free speech against the strength of the defamation case and the necessity of disclosing the poster's identity."
They are all gay (Score:4, Funny)
The Maryland Supreme Court justices are all gay and have orgies after the last case of the day. I've seen them ship in goats and pigs to add spice to these events.
It's true. They are all perverts and touch themselves in public.
Re:They are all gay (Score:5, Funny)
To whom it concerns
We are giving you notice that you, BadAnalogyGuy, will be the subject of a subpoena. You have 14 days to respond.
- Maryland Supreme Court
P.S. And you're gayer.
Cleanliness of a donut shop? Really? (Score:5, Funny)
It seems that these First Amendment cases are always about the most trivial and petty things possible. I fully expect the next one to revolve around whether or not yo momma is so fat, and how fat she is.
Re:This is really dumb... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uh oh (Score:4, Funny)
4chan has always been royally fucked, trolling their is like pissing in an ocean of piss. Kind of like using the restroom at Centreville Dunkin' Donuts.
Re:They are all gay (Score:4, Funny)
To whom it concerns
We are giving you notice that you, BadAnalogyGuy, will be the subject of a subpoena. You have 14 days to respond.
- Maryland Supreme Court
P.S. And you're gayer.
On second thought, maybe he should've posted AC.
Re:wow... (Score:3, Funny)
An anonymous statement holds no weight
I've had my feelings hurt plenty of times by very mean anonymous cowards who for no good reason refuse to believe that the earth is flat. The joke will be on them though when they fall off the edge of the earth.
Zebulon J. Brodie (Score:3, Funny)
Sounds like a Klingon name to me.
No way would a trust a Klingon to make my donuts.
i_ate_god into incest, bestiality (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot user i_ate_god bragged about his deviant prowess on slashdot: "I helped my uncle jack off the horse", he said in a Monday afternoon posting. He made it clear that he was making a political statement for what he views as an oppressed minority: "no one should be arrested for bestiality," he asserted.