UK Culture Secretary Wants Website Ratings, Censorship 377
kaufmanmoore writes "UK culture secretary Andy Burnham calls for a website rating system similar to the one used for movies in an interview with the Daily Telegraph. He also calls for censorship of the internet, saying, 'There is content that should just not be available to be viewed.' Other proposals he mentions in his wide-ranging calls for internet regulation are 'family-friendly' services from ISPs, and requiring takedown notices to be enforced within a specific time for sites that host content. Mr. Burnham wants to extend his proposals across the pond and seeks meetings with the Obama administration."
On behalf of the UK (Score:5, Funny)
excellent! (Score:3, Funny)
so myspace and msn gets blocked from under 18s I take it? brilliant, bring it on!
The IWF's competence is unequalled! (Score:5, Funny)
The Internet Watch Foundation, protectors of the British citizenry against uncceptable material on teh intarweb, have declared Wikipedia illegal in the UK [today.com].
Several police forces had advised the IWF concerning the site, swearing their actions had nothing to do with anything in the site about senior policemen or their behaviour.
"The fourth most popular website in the world is an encyclopedia," said IWF Obersturmgruppenwhitehouse Myra Hindley. "What sort of message does that send about the youth of today? They should be using mobile phones, dealing drugs, smoking cracks to 'jazz' music in discos and knifing each other in the streets. God help us if they see record covers!"
Police across the country used sophisticated hammer-detecting equipment to swoop on the homes of rumoured Wikipedophiles. All computers, mobile phones, televisions and any technology more sophisticated than scissors will be confiscated for investigation, and will be returned in due process in twelve to eighteen months when the filthy fucking nonces have been brought to trial, assuming they survive multiple beatings in jail.
"Fuck these filthy fucking fuckers," said Zoe fucking Hilton of the NSPCC. "And give us money, or you're a filthy fucking kiddie fucker yourself. Turd."
"We absolutely won't be adapting the system to discussion of ID cards," said Home Secretary Jacqui Smith. "Nor will MPs raising the issue have their offices or homes raided. Probably."
Virgin Media users had failed to notice any difference, assuming the connection problems were service as normal, and went back to watching the football except for the last ten minutes of the game.
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And there was this kind of thing they called fair justice everywhere. *thinks* I just can't remember the title...
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No no, that's even worse!
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Then every single video store in existence is enabling censorship - damn them for separating kids films from hardcore porn films!
Exactly my point. And not only that; now of course things are getting worse (as they always do) and now they are separating hardcore porn films write out of any type of legality.
Re:The IWF's competence is unequalled! (Score:3, Funny)
Why is this rated funny? Surely it must be the result of several mis-clicks while aiming for "informative"...
Because sometimes humour is the best mechanism for pointing out the truth?
Re:UK culture secretary Andy Burnham (Score:3, Funny)