Hubbard-approved

For reasons I do not understand, Xenu and clan seem immune to reaping the consequences of their actions.

Scientology: The Teflon Religion

You can't win, Hubbard. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

We should handle this like the Romans did. Let the Scientologists plead their case for their "religion" in a Colosseum in front of a jury of their peers*.

*Slight change in programming, "a jury of your peers" will now be played by lions. Enjoy the show!

Wonder how the Cult of Scientology would respond to someone spamming Scientology members w/ emails containing the text of the OT3 and having a return address of:

LRon@hell.gov

You know, kinda like spoiling the ending of a bad movie for someone who hasn't finished watching it yet?

...American Rights Counsel LLC sent out over 4000 DMCA takedown notices to YouTube...

... leaving them with 250,000 more to send.

I say go to it. The only way these jokers can know which videos to hit with a DMCA is to watch them. Maybe if they're exposed to anti-CoS messages enough, it'll start to crack through the brainwashing, and they'll free themselves.

So keep posting those videos, folks! It's good karma.

Yeah, that worked so well the first time... -_-;

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Scientology is made of people! You've got to tell them! Scientology is people!

Calling $cientology a cult is like calling the Spanish Inquisition a mild theological disagreement.

Well then, I say they need to prove that Xenu authorizes them to act on his behalf.

Also trap their souls with a soul trapping contraption and deposit them on a different planet where their brain washed souls will attach themselves to future life forms.

The real tragedy is the number of dyslexic diabetics who end up reading that book of theirs.

I'd like to mod you "+1 Infinite Loop" but I can't find the option.

'Terrorist group' is a registered trademark. Religious Technology Center who owns this trademark and other trademarks and service marks of Scientology licenses these marks only for use by the Church of Scientology.

...or the script of Battlefield Earth.

this whole karma thing is overrated ;)

Just say whatever you want and ignore the karma.

Food, with some you get a cracker, but with others you become crackers.

"Aside from the above, if Scientology teaches purification of the body, why is Christie Alley so damn fat?"

Too many thetans?

I anal?

Nah, hell is definitely a subdomain of .gov

Not really. If there's one thing we know for sure about Scientologists, it's that their tolerance for bad science fiction is *really* high.

Not to mention satire, no matter how poor taste it may be - is protected. That gives us the right to mock Xenu and Scientology as much as we want - or heck, why stop there? How about that white Jesus shown in every church I've ever been to? I imagine the dude looked a lot more like Osama bin Laden than any white guy. I think the conversation with Bush would be hilarious -

Jesus: I am not a terrorist!
Bush: with a name like Jesus bin Nazareth, you are obviously a terrorist. All you 'bin' guys are terrorists.
Jesus: bin means 'from' you idiot!
Bush: tell that to Allah you turbanhead
Jesus: but I'm Christian you moron!
Bush: you guys would say anything - I am the DECIDER, and I decide you go to Guantanamo bay - take him away boys!
(feds drag Jesus off)

I think someone needs to make the 'cutoff point' a bit more literal.

I find it rather amusing that an anti-Scientology YouTube video is linked to as a comment on "4,000 Anti-Scientology Videos Yanked From YouTube" :D

Xenu set us up the bomb?

What you say?

Like, right below the chin?

Then our only option will be to have illegal discussions in dark alleys.