E-gold Owners Plead Guilty To Money Laundering 469
Ian Lamont writes "The three owners of Internet currency service e-gold have pled guilty to money laundering in the U.S. District Court for D.C.. The service is based in the West Indies, but the directors apparently live in Florida. They haven't been sentenced yet, but potentially face decades in prison and millions in fines. In addition, the principal director posted a blog entry yesterday saying that 'criminal activity will not be tolerated,' and pledging to eliminate the loopholes that allowed money laundering to thrive on the service. He also claims that e-gold has more transaction volume in a single quarter than all of the first-generation Web currency services like Cybercash, Beenz, and Flooz completed over their lifetimes. Ironically, one of the reasons that contributed to Flooz's demise in 2001 was rampant money laundering."
E-Gold... Why didn't I think of that? (Score:5, Funny)
Here I am, looking up "Money Laundering" in the dictionary trying to figure it out.
It must be said (Score:3, Funny)
Hit the limit (Score:5, Funny)
uh-oh (Score:3, Funny)
I heard a rattling in my dryer, opened it up and a quarter fell out. Does this mean I'll be doing a nickel upstate? I knew a guy doing a Susan B. Anthony for movie piracy.
Re:uh-oh (Score:5, Funny)
I knew a guy doing a Susan B. Anthony for movie piracy.
What, he was supposed to do 100 years, but only did 25 because the warden didn't look close enough?
Re:but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:E-Gold... Why didn't I think of that? (Score:1, Funny)
Times have changed. You should look up "Money Laundering" on Wikipedia instead.
Re:Damn, was an easy way to buy gold... (Score:3, Funny)
Right next to where it mentions interstate highways and aviation.