Mark Zuckerberg, Inventor 140
theodp writes "Move over, Thomas Edison. Here comes Mark Zuckerberg, inventor extraordinaire. Zuck's still waiting for that elusive first patent to be issued, but take a gander at the Facebook founder's patent application for Dynamically Generating a Privacy Summary to get an idea of what's in the works. After you check boxes on a form to indicate that 'Everyone from San Francisco, CA, Social Network Provider, and Harvard' can see your profile, Zuckerberg's 'invention' will miraculously display: 'People from San Francisco, CA, Social Network Provider, and Harvard can see your profile.' How dare Rolling Stone question his inventiveness!"
What a genius... (Score:5, Funny)
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ConnectU (Score:5, Funny)
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And even when they teach Tesla they ignore his greatest invention, human transportation [wikipedia.org].
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My application (Score:4, Funny)
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I'm going to patent the door!
All you f***ers are going to be climbing out of windows by the end of the year!
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