IBM Patents Putting Handprints On Laptops 141
theodp writes "You can still leave your handprint in cement at Grauman's Chinese Theater. But as of Tuesday, you best not do the same on a laptop, lest you infringe on IBM's new patent for the Portable Computer with a Hand Impression, an 'invention' that Big Blue explains makes balancing the portable computer on a user's hand easier."
This is a great idea (Score:3, Funny)
Looks at his Laptop... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh crap, I hope IBM will lease the technology to me cheaply
Re:what next? (Score:3, Funny)
Exactly (Score:3, Funny)
Re:what next? (Score:5, Funny)
The next big invention... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I don't get it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:just another take... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:How about a lap impression? (Score:4, Funny)
Insensitive bastards! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What if (Score:4, Funny)
Balance on hand? Who cares? (Score:4, Funny)