Securing Your Notebook Against US Customs 1021
Nethemas the Great points out a piece from Bruce Schneier running in the UK's Guardian newspaper with some tips for international travelers on securing notebook computers for border crossings. A taste of the brief article:
"Last month a US court ruled that border agents can search your laptop, or any other electronic device, when you're entering the country. They can take your computer and download its entire contents, or keep it for several days. ... Encrypting your entire hard drive, something you should certainly do for security in case your computer is lost or stolen, won't work here. The border agent is likely to start this whole process with a 'please type in your password.' Of course you can refuse, but the agent can search you further, detain you longer, refuse you entry into the country and otherwise ruin your day."
This is why you make sure... (Score:5, Funny)
Mess with them (Score:5, Funny)
My laptop (Score:5, Funny)
It's actually because I need to load a device management driver that overrides the BIOS data for the hard disk, but it may actually be worth it for them to try to fiddle around at the MS-DOS prompt...
Re:Dual Boot (Score:5, Funny)
Two Drives (Score:4, Funny)
Though, they'll probably protest the phillips driver you'll have to carry to accomplish this, because you know that is a dangerous weapon.
Re:This is why you make sure... (Score:5, Funny)
But I think that "1 minute to auto-destruct [bedug.com]" can be a bit too bad.
Re:This is why you make sure... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One more reason not to fly. (Score:5, Funny)
A steganographic file system? Psssh. (Score:3, Funny)
So can Tom Cruise, and that's without invoking Xenu.
FAIL.
Re:Not dual boot; the network IS the computer (Score:2, Funny)
All the while, you're on vacation, completely unaware.
But hey, maybe they'll feed your fish while you're away.
Re:embolden? (Score:5, Funny)
Because
We have a whole plethora of words at our disposal with which to convey subtly nuanced meaning and/or sound like pompous gits, depending on the gravity and artifice of the situation. Why, the sheer range of verbal and literary shenanigans available to us is both rejuvenating and invigorating -- allowing us to express ourselves through many permutations of linguistic machinations.
I suppose we could go the 1984 route and strip out all of the words for which people think there is no longer a valid purpose. That way we'd all come down to a nice, easy level of communication, and eventually strip certain kinds of thoughts from people.
In the meantime, some of us will reinforce the veracity of our arguments and interactions with our more polysyllabic linguistic choices to more adequately articulate the lucidity of our positions on topical considerations.
Cheers
This probably won't work, but: (Score:3, Funny)
Using Director or some similar app, make a "movie" that looks and acts like a BSOD or a "Sad Mac with chimes of Death" play on start up. They start it up, it seems to boot fine, then suddenly it "BSOD's" or the Sad Mac comes out and DING DING DONG" and goes black.
Then you get to yell at then for fucking up your laptop, and demand they buy you a new one RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT. And make 'em feel guilty. "LOOK - MY COMPUTER - THEY KILLED MY COMPUTER!!!" Start to cry about how much work you just lost because those numbskulls broke your computer.
They'll close it, right quick, and give it back to you and put you on your plane and hope you shut up.
Maybe?
RS
Re:Dual Boot (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is why you make sure... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:A naive suggestion (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Mess with them (Score:3, Funny)
i bomd ur bildings
Fixed (Score:3, Funny)
There, fixed that for you.
Re:Mess with them (Score:1, Funny)
get free tech support (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Depends upon how proficient they are. (Score:1, Funny)
"or" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dual Boot (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not enitrely true... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dual Boot (Score:3, Funny)
As opposed to the short eternity?
Sorry, but most people cannot grasp what hell eternity would be, *anywhere*
Re:Dual Boot (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not enitrely true... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dual Boot (Score:4, Funny)
I infer it was your first visit...
Re:Dual Boot (Score:2, Funny)
"Gee officer, what did you do? You killed my computer, it worked flawlessly on the plane until you touched it, please call your supervisor, I will sue for damages."
Re:Dual Boot (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Solutions (Score:3, Funny)
Obama bin Laden must orgasm every single night at how
British customs agents (Score:1, Funny)
Can't they just use the web like everyone else?
And the number one safety tip (Score:2, Funny)