RIAA Lawyer Jumps Ship 181
NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "The RIAA's top litigation lawyer, who has been personally leading the RIAA's litigation campaign for the past several years, Richard Gabriel, will be leaving his law practice after getting a job as a state court judge for a 2-year term in Colorado. What this will mean to the RIAA's litigation machine is anyone's guess. Mr. Gabriel has personally argued all of the RIAA's main cases, including Elektra v. Barker, Atlantic v. Howell, Atlantic v. Brennan, Capitol v. Foster, Atlantic v. Andersen, UMG v. Lindor, and London-Sire v. Doe 1, and personally tried the Capitol v. Thomas case, the only RIAA case that has ever gone to trial. He was working directly under the supervision of the RIAA's mysterious 'representative' Matthew Oppenheim."
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"Jumps Ship" (Score:5, Funny)
I totally knew they were pirates all along!
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Sharks never attack lawyers - professional courtesy.
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What do you call all of the world's lawyers chained to the bottom of the sea? Solution!
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So yeah, they'll be filing all their cases in his district.
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I know. It's that 99% of lawyers that give the rest a bad name.
can't stop myself... must type lawyer joke (Score:3, Funny)
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.