Virginia Top Court to Re-Hear Spammer's Conviction 216
arbitraryaardvark writes "Mega-spammer Jeremy Jaynes was convicted in Virginia of spamming in '05, sentenced to 9 years, and lost his appeal, 4-3, at the Virgina Supreme Court. But the court has just ordered a new hearing on whether the anti-spam statute is unconstitutional under the First Amendment. Slashdot previously covered the appeal and the conviction."
Re:SLASHDOT SUX0RZ (Score:2, Funny)
Constitutional right to spam? (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:First Amendment covers ads? (Score:3, Funny)
A Better Solution (Score:3, Funny)
Never mind courts and jail and all that crap. Can't we just beat the son-of-a-bitch to death with our G1ANT PEEN1SES?