


Hans Reiser Guilty of First Degree Murder 1395
Anonymous Meoward writes "Today Hans Reiser was found guilty of first degree murder in Oakland, California. Quoting Wired: 'In a murder case with no body, no crime scene, no reliable eyewitness and virtually no physical evidence, the prosecution began the trial last November with a daunting task ahead... The turning point in the trial came when Reiser took the stand in his own defense March 3.' Whether he really did it or not, Hans basically just didn't know when to shut up."
US jury system does it again (Score:4, Funny)
Oh well, maybe Hans will confess and reveal where he stashed the body now.
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that's nothing (Score:4, Funny)
Oblig ReiserFS Joke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Reasonable doubt? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm guessing it will disappear in the middle of the night, never to be heard from again. Police will arrest the xfs maintainer on chargest, the evidence being that neighbors saw him carry out what could have been a backup tape wrapped in a roll of carpet in the middle of the night.
Re:If you get arrested and/or get put on trial... (Score:4, Funny)
This line of action may come across rather as rather peculiar during court proceedings.
Re:A man... (Score:3, Funny)
Heh.
From the SFGate blog [sfgate.com] article: "After the verdict was read, the judge told deputies to remove Reiser from the courtroom. As he was led out, he asked, 'Can I talk to my attorney?'"
How about next time, Hans tries listening to his attorney?
Re:Free Software (Score:5, Funny)
Former Best Friend a serial killer (Score:1, Funny)
OK. Thats a fucked-up social circle.
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:3, Funny)
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A man... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The jury did the right thing (Score:1, Funny)
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:5, Funny)
So what exactly IS the default cellblock size? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If you get arrested and/or get put on trial... (Score:5, Funny)
I have no particular interest in offering guilty people a defense for what they've done. If you've intentionally murdered someone, please go to jail and get the hell out of our society.
Re:Reasonable doubt? (Score:4, Funny)
What he did is bad, but you gotta admit... (Score:5, Funny)
IN SOVIET RUSSIA (Score:5, Funny)
The FAT defence (Score:5, Funny)
It has a 4GB limit, in the age of 5GB DVDs why would you ship a product with a 4GB limit?
It just doesn't make any sense!
If this is FAT32 partition, the jury must acquit!!
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:3, Funny)
Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA (Score:2, Funny)
WIN!
Re:If you get arrested and/or get put on trial... (Score:3, Funny)
No kidding, although sometimes they pay you for it and give you a desk with a comfy chair.
Re:Reasonable Doubt (Score:1, Funny)
No you don't.
You just tie them up and throw them in the river, if they float then God has pronounced them guilty and since God knows everything that's good enough. If they sink and drown, oh well they get to be Jesus so all is well.
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:5, Funny)
Hans Reiser has done himself in with the same weapon.
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:1, Funny)
You sure you don't work for "that a law firm any more" because of your writing skills?
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A man... (Score:2, Funny)
And just because I have to (yes, I really do)... Yes, IAAL, but I don't represent you, and this is not legal advice. If you are charged with a crime and you rely on this post as legal advice, you are a moron. Actually, if you rely on any post on Slashdot as legal advice for any reason, you are a moron. Also, I do patents, copyrights and trademark, not murder. So assume I don't know what I'm talking about.
New initialism: IANYL - I Am Not Your Lawyer.
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:2, Funny)
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:3, Funny)
Mods, where is your sense of humor?
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oblig ReiserFS Joke (Score:2, Funny)
Re:US jury system does it again (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The FAT defence (Score:5, Funny)
Well, that sure worked.
Re:The FAT defence (Score:2, Funny)