IBM Trying To Patent Timed Code Inspection 146
theodp writes "A just-published IBM patent application for a Software Inspection Management Tool claims to improve software quality by taking a chess-clock-like approach to code walkthroughs. An inspection rate monitor with 'a pause button, a resume button, a complete button, a total lines inspected indication, and a total lines remaining to be inspected indication' keeps tabs on participants' progress and changes color when management's expectations — measured in lines per hour — are not being met."
sounds fantastic (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps a good patent (Score:5, Funny)
What it means (Score:2, Funny)
What about code WRITING speed??? (Score:5, Funny)
In fact, I think programmers should meet management expectations for keystrokes per second including backspace! I mean backspace means the programmer is correcting his mistakes!!!
Re:Note to self: (Score:3, Funny)
That was my other thought (Score:3, Funny)
Bingo, sir. Programmers are excellent at beating the system. That's our job. Figuring out systems.
You're gonna see a lot of code like this:
for(
// i holds the count
// The next line makes sure we count to ten
// This increments the count
// Let's do our function.
// And close the loop.
int i=0;
i<=10;
i++)
{
doWork();
}
Sounds like a real blast, IBM. Good thinking.
Re:what a stupid stupid idea (Score:5, Funny)
He was ready to place semicolons on a separate line too, if management wanted even higher efficiency.
Re:Note to self: (Score:5, Funny)
So.. this is a complex soln to documentation? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Note to self: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What about code WRITING speed??? (Score:3, Funny)
OK but I call dibs on the patent for software that measures if managers are alienating and burning out their underlings at the specified rate. Product producing employees need a high turnover rate to keep our product "fresh" and "innovative". Do you like my new tie? It matches my BMW.
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We're in a terrible rush. (Score:2, Funny)