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Neither Intellectual Nor Property 280

Techdirt's Mike Masnick is writing a series of short articles on topics around intellectual property. His latest focuses on the term itself, exploring the nomenclature people have proposed to describe matter that is neither intellectual nor property. The whole series (starting here) is well worth a read.
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Neither Intellectual Nor Property

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  • Re:Hmmm (Score:5, Insightful)

    by QuantumG ( 50515 ) * <qg@biodome.org> on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:30PM (#22670160) Homepage Journal
    So you're saying that you owe society nothing for providing the stimulus to your amazing brain? That everything that comes out of my brain is MINE MINE MINE and has nothing to do with the world I live in? You know this kind of bullshit thinking harks back to Aristotle right? and that even he decided it was wrong.

  • by Otter ( 3800 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:30PM (#22670164) Journal
    The main reason why I have trouble with the "property" part isn't just the fact that it leads people to try to pretend it's just like tangible property, but because it automatically biases how people think about the concept. As I've written before, the very purpose of "property" and "property rights" was to better manage allocation of scarce resources...So, the entire rationale for "property rights" disappears.

    I don't understand why this is so difficult for you idiots to comprehend. The "property" around that MP3 you're warezing isn't the file itself; it's the *copyright*, which can not be duplicated and which is scarce. Now, you may not think such a thing *should* exist in order to be property and Richard Stallman may have told you that it's thoughtcrime to think such a thing, but the fact is that in our legal system it *is* property. All this sophistry about scarcity is completely missing the point.

  • Re:Hmmm (Score:5, Insightful)

    by AuMatar ( 183847 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:30PM (#22670166)
    You're right, the answer is simple. No it does not exist. There is nothing physical, thus while you have the right to share or commercialize it, you cannot prevent anyone else from doing so as well, once they either learn of the idea or come up with it on their own. No matter what the facist corporatists say.
  • Deja Vu (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Red Flayer ( 890720 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:32PM (#22670190) Journal
    At the risk of a big ol' karma hit (which I'm sure I can afford), let me just say that almost anyone can look through slashdot comments and come up with the exact same thing written. The "article" seems to be written purely to get on the front page of slashdot and drive pageviews up. I got the biggest sense of deja vu reading it -- I'm sure I've read every word there on slashdot already.

    That said,

    As I've written before, the very purpose of "property" and "property rights" was to better manage allocation of scarce resources.
    Sounds nice, but I don't think it holds merit at all. The very purpose of property and property rights is self-interest and the philosophical right to pursue self-interest. It has nothing to do with managing allocation of resources. It's human nature to declare ownership (ever been around a two-year-old?) because ownership of things translates to better survival and reporductive rates.

    At any rate, I'm sure I'm gonna get modded into oblivion here, since my post runs counter to the opinions of some of the more rabid libertarian/anarchist moderators. I'm not going to get into some of the other things in his blog specifically in relation to IP... since rebuttal of same is apparent in the comments to so many articles have come before.
  • by QuantumG ( 50515 ) * <qg@biodome.org> on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:37PM (#22670250) Homepage Journal
    property in the layman terms of "it has an owner" as in the "copyright owner" but not "property" in the correct technical sense of the word.

    I don't know why that is so difficult for you idiots to comprehend.

  • Re:Hmmm (Score:5, Insightful)

    by name*censored* ( 884880 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:43PM (#22670304)

    what I generate with my brain is MY intellectuall property and thus, I can choose to share it, protect it or commercialize it
    But, FTA, there's no way you can protect it without involving the law/other physical enforcement. It's not like physical property - you can't just hire a security team to make sure no-one trespasses, because once they have the idea they can't give it back. If you explained your idea to me, I'd then know what it was, and you would no longer have sole domain over it - without the intervention of law. And just like money, the idea is useless to you if you don't do anything with it. Therefore, it's impossible to maintain complete control over an idea without taking some very drastic, paranoid steps - in fact, I don't think you could possibly produce an idea by yourself that's complex enough to not already be prior art.

    That's (one reason) why people get so upset over IP law - there's nothing stopping them copying ideas EXCEPT the law (it's so rare that something is produced by one person that it may as well be discounted), and there's no harm done by copying IP (RIAA/MPAA might argue that, but you could just as easily argue that their business system is based solely on the law, which means that it would be different/redundant without that law).

    That's as succinctly as I could manage to summarise the article, and none of it seemed like intellectual wankery - this argument has serious ramifications IRL, and looking at the fundamentals of it seems as good a place to start as any. So, what you generate with your brain IS your property, but just like your money, it's completely useless if you don't SPEND it.
  • by RCL ( 891376 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:44PM (#22670318) Homepage
    Code/music/data are no more than a sequence (pretty large sometimes) of numbers, that is, bytes. If I came up with sequence, say, 5, 10, 11, 35, 255 - can I claim it to be my property and sue you for copying it? If not, how long should such sequence be in order to allow this?
  • by QuantumG ( 50515 ) * <qg@biodome.org> on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:49PM (#22670358) Homepage Journal
    This is similar to the suggestion that charging a fee for each email sent would stop spam.

    And about as practical.

  • Re:Hmmm (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Original Replica ( 908688 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:51PM (#22670374) Journal
    So you're saying that you owe society nothing for providing the stimulus to your amazing brain?

    I thought he was saying that he owes the estate of Aristotle for his use of that idea, and he owes some money to various Germanic tribes for their contributions to the English language. I'd imagine that is keyboard is illegal, as it didn't include any payment to the estate of Christopher Sholes, inventor of the QWERTY keyboard layout. Does his power company pay rights to Tesla's decedents for their use of alternating current to power that computer? Is there anything that we as humans can make or do that doesn't utilize the ideas of other people?
  • by PhxBlue ( 562201 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @07:53PM (#22670398) Homepage Journal
    Upwards of 150 years for a copyright isn't "scarce," it's bullshit. Arguing that the very act of copying a CD to your hard drive in MP3 format violates copyright is bullshit, too.

    The only thing scarce about music these days is the talent.

  • by moderatorrater ( 1095745 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @08:24PM (#22670762)
    But we know that there is no scarcity on the bits themselves, and the copyright only creates the scarcity. What bothers me, and probably a lot of other people, is that they act like we're taking a physical object when we're not. If I download a song that I will never buy anyway, they've lost nothing by that download, unlike someone stealing a car, or a dvd off the shelf, or any of the other ridiculous bullshit analogies that they use.

    The scarcity's in the time and talent of the artist. Rick Astley put time and effort into his songs, and he's considerably more talented than most singers. If he wrote the music and lyrics, then that's even more time that was put into the song. It's not property in the tangible sense.

    Also, our law recognizes this, because you're not charged with felony theft when you download a shitload of music/movies off the internet, so try again.
  • by Daengbo ( 523424 ) <daengbo@gmail. c o m> on Thursday March 06, 2008 @08:36PM (#22670880) Homepage Journal
    Disliking a musical genre cannot be racist unless you equate musical genres to race, which is a racist concept.
  • by siddesu ( 698447 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @08:40PM (#22670912)
    Well, you're right, but only as far as the point that neither mortgage nor bond are property -- they are both financial claims against the future revenue stream of whoever sells them.

    Similarly, copyright, trademarks and the host of related items aren't property. They are a limited monopoly issued by the government for whatever reasons to their holder.
  • by proselyte_heretic ( 1030466 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @08:42PM (#22670930)
    But intellectual property also denies a reality of buying music today, when it is not possible to buy music from far away by non-major labels. Even if I listened to the radio a lot, I seriously doubt that I would have heard of Antibalas, Lily Allen, John Butler Trio, Spoon, State Radio, and many others. People explore music by hearing it, and when radio isn't playing it, they share it. This is illegal, and leaving that status quo allows companies to make it increasingly difficult to actually get some of this music to hear. Lily Allen and John Butler Trio are both from outside the USA, so unlikely to find on radio. I heard of State Radio from a friend at school, and if I didn't have a emusic.com membership, the first thing I would have done would be to download some tracks from g2p.org and listen to them (illegally). If I really liked them, I might buy their music. The law should be reformed when it makes it illegal to do normal, expected things, like listen to music before you buy it. But then again, I'm just some kid in high school, so I haven't had the experience that makes the adult world as slow to adjust as the legislature.
  • Re:Deja Vu (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Omnifarious ( 11933 ) <eric-slash@nOsPAM.omnifarious.org> on Thursday March 06, 2008 @08:44PM (#22670960) Homepage Journal

    I don't think it's theft. I merely believe that it results in sub-optimal results for the community as a whole. I don't really want to put effort into supporting something that's specifically designed to be contrary to my interests and to make it illegal for me to make it work in a manner that isn't.

    It isn't theft.

    And downloading a movie isn't theft either.

    It's arguably doing damage to the community for the movie to not be freely available. The cost of the movie is likely too high for many people who might otherwise enjoy it. So the community as a whole is hurt by the value these people are not deriving from the movie because the monopoly right granted on its distribution makes the cost too high.

    The idea is to trade off the damage to the community as a whole as opposed to the good for the community as a whole to grant a temporary monopoly right in an attempt to encourage the production of the movie. Treating copyright as a property right is to totally short-circuit this attempt at balance.

    The existence of electronic distribution means this balance needs to be re-thought. The tradeoff is different. The ability to make a copy so cheaply means that the amount of damage to society being done by the granted monopoly right is correspondingly greater. Even more people than previously might be able to enjoy the movie if only the monopoly right didn't exist.

    There is no analogue in the world of physical property. Sure someone who doesn't have a pound of sugar might be able to derive a lot of value from having that pound. But in order for them to have it, it has to be taken from someone else who is also deriving value from having it.

    Calling copyright 'intellectual property' totally casts the debate in terms that lead people to make poor decisions.

    The idea of capitalism is to derive the overall greatest value to society as a whole from the distribution of various resources. It turns out that to do that it is best to let each individual actor assign their own values to various resources and each bargain with the others to gain the things they most value. This has various interesting problems in practice, but that's the basic idea.

    Casting copyright and patents as 'property' totally skews how people think of them and prevents this calculation from being done appropriately.

  • Re:Term of Art (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Jherek Carnelian ( 831679 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @08:46PM (#22670984)

    So, lawyers have been thinking about the nature of property for hundreds of years, and have come up with the idea that property is a bundle of rights in a thing. And, there are some very real parallels between Real Property (ie land) and Intellectual Property
    The only reason those parallels exist is because the legal fiction of intellectual property attempts to mimic the physical reality of real property. You are doing the equivalent of using a term to define itself.

    Let's look at the difference between the two in the physical world, rather than the abstraction of the physical world which is the law.

    The right to exclude
    Real property - exclusion can be accomplished without involving 3rd parties.
    Intellectual property - exclusion can only occur with the aid of 3rd parties (i.e. law enforcement).

    The right to convey
    Real property - Once conveyed, its gone.
    Intellectual property - Once conveyed, you still have it.

    The right to subdivide
    Real property - Subdivision is finite, there is only so much to go around.
    Intellectual property - Subdivision is infinite, you can give away pieces of arbitrary size to as many people as want them.

    The right to control how something is used
    Real property - control does not require 3rd parties.
    Intellectual property - control requires 3rd parties (i.e. law enforcement)

    That is a non-rivalrous property right: my ability to get my golf ball is not impeded by the number of other people who have that right.
    Whether or not a right is rivalrous says nothing about whether or not the actual resource is rivalrous. The entire world could have the right to retrieve golfballs from someone's yard, but the entire world could not actually DO it because the yard is rivalrous.

    IP resembles real or personal property a lot more than it resembles anything else.
    But physical resources do not resemble ideas anywhere but within the realm of some legal systems.
  • by epicureanideal ( 1252132 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @08:47PM (#22670994) Homepage
    I'm sort of disturbed by the idea that just because you can make 10000 copies of something at no _cost_ to the original creator of the content, you should just be able to make as many copies as you want and never compensate them. Yes, it doesn't cost them anything, but what about compensating people for the work they do, or encouraging them to do more work in the future? There are lots of things I would like to write or produce that I think would be valuable, but rather than simply wondering how many people would like my product and what they would think it's worth, I have to wonder how many would just copy it and steal the product of my labor. Sure, open sourcers would still produce things, and there would be people willing to work for free for the fame or future job prospects or whatever, but not everybody wants to work for free! I like the idea of working hard and getting a higher income than the guy who doesn't, and having a nice house and a new car parked in front of it. I don't understand why people want to reduce the opportunity to do that.
  • Re:Hmmm (Score:4, Insightful)

    by myowntrueself ( 607117 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @08:49PM (#22671000)
    what I generate with my brain is MY intellectuall property and

    No man is an island.

    The ideas etc that you generate with your brain are not emanating only from you but are generated by your experiences; your education, the society in which you grew up, your life experience.

    They do not arise out of some kind of vacuum, unless you really *are* empty-headed.

    Hence, if there really is *property* here it must be said to be the property of all of society; you *didn't* come up with it *all* by yourself. Never. Ever.

  • by UbuntuDupe ( 970646 ) * on Thursday March 06, 2008 @09:12PM (#22671170) Journal
    Thank you so much for saying this. I'm very sad that I burned through my karma by attacking a few too many sacred cows, but happy that there are people like you (and, fortunately, others) to refute these common misconceptions in my stead.

    People fail to compare apples to apples, for the reasons you've given. While *information* can be reproduced ad infinitum, the right that people are asserting cannot. Only one person can have *exclusive* rights to form any given pattern. It's a very valid point to argue that no one should have such a right (like you say), but the property claimed is, undeniably, scarce.

    I am quite frankly sick of all the misconceptions and crappy arguments thrown around about IP. I really should step up my efforts to stamp them out. I'll list a few of them here:

    -"intellectual property is a deceptive term/ blurs distinctions between copyright and trademark, etc" --> Um, yeah, because it's a superset term that people find useful in many contexts. For example, "signficant other" can be said to "blur" the difference between a wife and a girlfriend, but if superset terms really confuse you, you were confused to begin with.

    -"It's not property" --> See the zillion analogues that people automatically notice when they're intelligent and honest.

    -"IP has no legal meaning" --> but it does in common parlance.

    -"It's possible to produce intellectual works for profit without asserting IP rights" --> and you can use those methods even while IP exists; we would, however, lose all those that require IP in order for anyone to bother producing them.

    Anyone else want to try their hand?
  • by glavenoid ( 636808 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @09:12PM (#22671172) Journal
    The only thing scarce about music these days is the talent.

    I agree inasmuch as commercially, mass produced music is concerned, but there is *plenty* of good, free (as in beer and liberty) music out there. You just gotta know where to look. Of course my tastes are rather diverse, so YMMV, etc.

    If it were up to me, only the original composer(s) could hold a copyright on a piece of music which would expire (and default to public domain) upon their death. No corps or estates allowed.

  • by glavenoid ( 636808 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @09:30PM (#22671294) Journal

    That's an interesting point, but really it's just splitting hairs. A patent is really just some ink on a page that represent a less vague idea on how to implement something. Music is just air pressure differences that hit the eardrums in a certain order. Bits on a hard drive (or in memory) are just an arrangement of electrons that represent some idea that can entertain or provide a tool to get work done. Ultimately everything is just a sequence of something, and that's now what's really important - it's what the sequence represents. When it comes down to it, it seems to *me* that all tools are really just an extension of the mind, which is why the whole debate over "Imaginary/Intellectual" Property comes off as convoluted and absurd.

    ...Then again, I'm still a naive idealist, although somehow rather cynical. Ahh, fuck it...

  • by Z34107 ( 925136 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @09:34PM (#22671342)

    I download a song that I will never buy anyway, they've lost nothing by that download, unlike someone stealing a car, or a dvd off the shelf, or any of the other ridiculous bullshit analogies that they use.

    I submit to you, sir, that "I wasn't going to buy it anyway" is equally bullshit.

    If you couldn't get it for free, would you still listen to music? I'm guessing you would, but maybe you'd have to compensate the artist instead. Although I'd like to see a lot of them starving, I wouldn't want to see every artist a starving artist.

    If their work isn't worth paying for, don't buy it. Don't finger-quote-bunny "steal" it. If a tune isn't worth $.99 to you, it's obviously not worth listening to. So why are you torrenting it, and then being self-righteous about your laziness?

    The scarcity's in the time and talent of the artist. Rick Astley put time and effort into his songs, and he's considerably more talented than most singers. If he wrote the music and lyrics, then that's even more time that was put into the song. It's not property in the tangible sense.

    ...which the artist doesn't get paid for. Because what that time and talent produces is not tangible. But, that intangible good is more value than the tangible one - yet you don't feel he and others have a right to get paid for their work?

  • by PC and Sony Fanboy ( 1248258 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @10:02PM (#22671550) Journal
    I hate eminem just as much as I hate 2pac. don't worry, no racism, just *hate* rap.
  • Re:Term of Art (Score:3, Insightful)

    by cpt kangarooski ( 3773 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @10:16PM (#22671652) Homepage
    I'm afraid you've got it wrong, but at least you're on the right track. Incidentally, here's a major downside to the term 'intellectual property': it's vague and confusing, and you've fallen into that trap.

    A copyright, for example, is not the same thing as the creative work to which the copyright pertains, nor is either of those the same as a copy in which the creative work might be fixed. A copy is certainly property. A copyright is arguably property. A creative work is certainly not property.

    Ultimately, property is that which is capable of being used and enjoyed by the owner, lent to others and recoverable, and which the owner can dispose of (either by selling, or by destroying). While a creative work meets the first requirement, it cannot meet the other two (outside of extreme and unrealistic situations), largely because it's nonrivalrous. A copyright, at least, can.

    However, there are non-rivalrous goods out there in which we attach property rights.

    Offhand, I can't think of any. Your easement example doesn't work. The easement is very large, but it is finite. If the entire population of the world was playing golf that day, and everyone hit their ball onto that lot, you'd have a hell of a time if they all decided to retrieve it simultaneously. If the easement were truly non-rivalrous, it would be no problem at all.

    IP resembles real or personal property a lot more than it resembles anything else.

    Again, it depends on what 'IP' means. As a lawyer who practices in copyright and trademark, I assure you, the term is so vague, so meaningless, so deliberately confusing, that I have no idea of what people mean when they say it. I don't even use the term at all myself, save to point out why it shouldn't be used.

    If you want to talk about copyright, say so. Ditto, patents, trademarks, trade secrets, publicity rights, etc. They're all different, they're all unrelated, and they're not going to be less so just because of a made-up umbrella term.
  • Re:Term of Art (Score:5, Insightful)

    by dwandy ( 907337 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @10:32PM (#22671752) Homepage Journal

    Really? If me, and 6 of my friends, and a few dozen of their friends, decide we want to use your backyard, can you stop us without using third parties? Hell, you'd have every right to - but it's that "i.e. law enforcement" 3rd party that makes it all possible without you hiring a private army and fighting force with force. Maybe we want to torch your garage while we're at it - think "real" property rights are any more enforceable without government?
    I probably should reply further up the tree, but this 'enforcement' bit isn't quite accurately discussed: it's been framed wrong.

    With physical property I (or me and both my friends) can (attempt to) physically secure property from you and your roving band of 6^2^2 friends. Regardless of whether or not I'm successful, only one of us ends up with it. Either I'm successful in defending it, or you manage to take it from me. This idea led mankind to villages and countries: To defend my property from the invaders.

    Contrast this with an idea: Once I publish my idea (or even tell one person) it is impossible for me to ever be sure that no one else uses my idea. I suppose I could kill the first person I told, but this is an unusually harsh 'defence' for 'property' and still doesn't guarantee that either they already told someone else, or (as often happens) someone else had the same idea as me.
    The reality is that physical property can be protected, but ideas can not.

    The 'net is a perfect example of this: the more some organization tries to stifle the dissemination of something (perhaps internal e-mails) the more it gets copied throughout the net until it becomes literally impossible for anyone (including the government) to halt this spread.

    That we may or may not make use of the government to help protect our physical property isn't really important. What is important is that physical property can be protected, while ideas can not. And this is true due to the rivalrous nature of property, and the non-rivalrous nature of ideas. This "problem" has been exacerbated by the internet, which is of course a giant idea copying machine: your idea goes in once, but comes out everywhere...

  • by SirSlud ( 67381 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @10:32PM (#22671758) Homepage
    With all due respect, Batt brought that on himself. He said he shared writing credits with another musician. I'm pretty certain I can record silence and attempt to sell it and perform it without gaining the ire of Cage so long as my performance is not like his (sit at a piano silently for a length of time) and doesn't reference him.

    The thing is, to me .. rests in music are as important as the notes. Cage made an interesting point; what if the rest is the whole song? It doesn't bother me nearly as much that he can copyright such a 'composition' than somebody owns the rights to Happy Birthday. Ultimately, Cage had a neat idea which is obvious in retrospect, and it's not like he goes around seeking infringement from any piece of media with dead air. He copyrighted silence as a musical performance, and its unclear to me why people are more concerned about that copyright expiring than cultural works that are ingrained in the public vernacular. Doesn't it seem clear that Batt was just hoping to ride on the coattails of Cage? No Cage, no one minute of silence from Batt.
  • by SanityInAnarchy ( 655584 ) <ninja@slaphack.com> on Thursday March 06, 2008 @10:38PM (#22671786) Journal

    Calling us "idiots" was your first mistake.

    Your second is jumping into a philosophical debate with something that doesn't make much sense -- the whole point of calling it "intellectual property" is so that there can be a concept of theft, right?

    Well, I didn't steal the copyright, and can't.

    Richard Stallman may have told you that it's thoughtcrime to think such a thing

    I disagree with Stallman about many things. He did point out that Intellectual Property isn't a completely sound term, as it covers two or three completely separate branches of law.

    But he didn't have a problem with the concept of copyright itself, which makes you an idiot for bringing him up in the first place. The GPL works through copyright. It could not work without copyright.

    the fact is that in our legal system it *is* property.

    It ever occur to you that our legal system might be wrong? And that this might be the whole point of these discussions?

    All this sophistry about scarcity is completely missing the point.

    All this "sophistry" is very relevant to the point, which is this:

    You can post as many Slashdot comments as you want. You can let the RIAA and the MPAA sue as many people as it can. You can pass as much legislation as you want.

    But all of that is pissing in the wind. Piracy is a fact. It is real, it is happening, and it is not going away.

    So, the question of whether or not to legitimize something that a large portion of the population is already doing anyway is a good one. Think Prohibition.

    And think very carefully about how you'd like copyrights, trademarks, and patents to work.

  • Re:Hmmm (Score:3, Insightful)

    by westlake ( 615356 ) on Thursday March 06, 2008 @10:49PM (#22671856)
    You are lucky enough to live in a society that at least allows for the possibility of you having some choice as to what is done with your ideas

    In the past the artist had a patron: The church. The state. The merchant prince. The patron's one rule is that the art he commissions remains unique. You do not embarrass Nero by building a knock-off of his golden house.

    You should ask yourself why you want to be paid forever for something you do once.

    Because it is something no one else has ever done - perhaps no one else could ever do. Harper Lee has written one novel. But that novel is To Kill A Mockingbird.

  • by EmbeddedJanitor ( 597831 ) on Friday March 07, 2008 @12:17AM (#22672284)
    Sure filing earns small change for lawyers, but this keeps them in beer between the real money spinner: litigation. Patents are a gold mine when they get contested and go to court.

    Half the reason patent lawyers have no interest in filing quality patents is because that would cut down on patent litigation.

  • by lenehey ( 920580 ) on Friday March 07, 2008 @12:26PM (#22676300)
    No, he's wrong. IP is "property" because you can sell it or otherwise transfer it, leave it to your children, license it (which is like a lease or easement), etc. A patent or copyright is a grant by the government of the right to sue others from making or using your creations. The "property" side of this grant distinguishes this grant from other grants by the government, such as the right to free speech, etc., which are "inalienable" -- meaning, you can't sell or transfer these rights.

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