Amazon Patents Customized 404 Pages 167
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CmdrTaco
from the makes-my-heart-hurt dept.
from the makes-my-heart-hurt dept.
theodp writes "Among the patents awarded to Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos on Tuesday was one for his invention of Error Processing Methods for Providing Responsive Content to a User When a Page Load Error Occurs, which covers displaying alternate web pages in response to HTTP 404 page-not-found errors. So is this the technology that causes Amazon's Home Page to be displayed when Bezos' MIA Patent Reform Page can't be found?"
The Plan (Score:5, Funny)
And by the way, what constitutes "customized" when its open source software?
404'd! (Score:5, Funny)
ErrorDocument 404 (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Not prior art (Score:5, Funny)
Patents (Score:3, Funny)
It's like the loophole I found when I was in Game a few months ago:
"£9.99 please"
"But it says it's half price"
"No, it's only half price when bought with something else"
"Oh... so if I buy two of these then I get them both for less than the price of just one of them?"
(Realising the problem) "...yeah... yeah you would actually"
"OK, I'll be back in a minute"
Re:Not prior art (Score:4, Funny)
I have an idea for a patent! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:prior art? (Score:3, Funny)
The requested patent is totally fake.
No patent here.
Even tried multi.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple patent,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
Re:Not prior art (Score:4, Funny)
Error Displaying Error Message, of course...
Drat, can't find the pic I wanted...
Re:How stupid can the patent office be.. (Score:5, Funny)
They should use Comcast, then. That should slow the torrents down a bit...
*cower (Rank 8)*
Re:RTFA you tards (Score:2, Funny)
Wheel patented in Australia (Score:5, Funny)
John Keogh was issued the innovation patent for a "circular transportation facilitation device" under a patent system introduced in May 2001.
(read the rest...) [newscientist.com]
- Jesper
Re:Not prior art (Score:4, Funny)
Custom errors (Score:2, Funny)
Re:404'd! (Score:2, Funny)
Any strongbad related post deserves +6 awesomeness!
Re:Not prior art (Score:4, Funny)
The most probable error message would be something in the spirit of "You just transfered huge amounts of data on your non-flatrate account. Your account has been suspended."
Re:Not prior art (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Old news (Score:2, Funny)
You'd think so, but I have a patent on the idea and I'm just waiting someone to infringe on it.