US Courts Consider Legality of Laptop Inspection 595
ceide2000 writes "The government contends that it is perfectly free to inspect every laptop that enters the country, whether or not there is anything suspicious about the computer or its owner. Rummaging through a computer's hard drive, the government says, is no different from looking through a suitcase. One federal appeals court has agreed, and a second seems ready to follow suit." This story follows up on a story about laptop confiscation at the borders from a few months ago.
new laptops too? (Score:3, Funny)
Hand over your corporate laptop :) (Score:1, Funny)
Re:If you can search a suitcase... (Score:2, Funny)
New plan for border agents... (Score:5, Funny)
Thousands of JPGs within? Check.
All JPGs are hello.jpg? Checkmate.
How I do it... (Score:5, Funny)
I encode all my dangerous stuff with everyday words and string them into mundane sentances disguised as personal communication.
There, everything you need to construct your own death star is in the line above. Oh, and some extra information is hidden in this line about exhaust ports. Damn, I just realized, my encoding for "exhaust ports" renders as "exhaust ports". Well, back to the drawing board.
Four words: (Score:3, Funny)
encryption
orifice
Not about rights, but rather usefulness (Score:5, Funny)
Johnny Mnemonic (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What are they looking for? (Score:5, Funny)
-Rick
Terminal A? (Score:5, Funny)
On two separate occassions I've been asked to boot my machine. On both occassions the security officials became quite disturbed when they saw a text only boot sequence. One asked me to turn the machine off immediately and after 30 minutes I was able to explain what was on my computer in a way they liked. The second incident was worse. Once my laptop had come out of suspend-to-RAM the security guy demanded "Log into your computer please". On seeing a single maximised xterm he became nervous. He held me until an official came down from upstairs, who promptly laughed warmly and said "It's unix. It's OK".
I know a couple of other people that have been in very similar situations.
These days I have a session manager such that I can boot into a clean GNOME desktop should such a situation arise, complete with soothing coastal background image.
The rationale for having me boot my computer apparently was that it may be a bomb, not that my contents might be suspicious. The logic of having me sit in front of them and power on a bomb just to find out if it is, in fact, a bomb still escapes me to this day. Nearly as bizarre as the giant liquids disposal vat at security check: "Please mix your bomb ingredients in this packed airport instead of on the plane. Thankyou."
Re:How I do it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Terminal A? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:New plan for border agents... (Score:5, Funny)
Rubber glove? Check.
Any way to refuse? Checkmate.
Re:Terminal A? (Score:5, Funny)
Simple. If your computer switches on and acts as a computer should, then it's clearly not a bomb. There is absolutely no way to replace the hard drive with a miniature solid-state device running a basic OS install, and the battery with a much smaller one sacrificing battery life for extra room, and use the space saved for a big lump of Semtex to be triggered by echo detonate > /dev/bomb. This is entirely impossible. Which is fortunate, because otherwise they'd have to ban laptops on flights, and that would upset the rich.
Re:But (Score:2, Funny)
Congress, in passing DMCA, legitimized DRM. Sometimes the answer is, "I don't know the key. Ask Columbia Pictures."
Re:How I do it... (Score:3, Funny)
If you skipped lunch, you could probably pay for it.
Good to know this (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Ridiculous, so then one way ALL can NIX (Score:2, Funny)
Next up, cavity searches at customs checkpoints for flash drives hidden on one's person.
You will be killed for your insolence (Score:4, Funny)
*CTHHHHK*
*KHHHHH*
*CTHHHHK*
*KHHHHH*
Now bring me my burrito!
This is going to be worse than ISP tech support (Score:2, Funny)
I can see it now...
"Please power on your laptop, sir"
*click*
"Sir, I'm sorry to inform you that this border does not support linux. You will have to return to your place of origin until such time that you install the latest version of Windows Vista Ultimate, Now With Extra Neato Security! (tm)."
/facepalm
My favorite was the time the Linksys tech support person told me that my router doesn't support linux. To which I responded, "The router is RUNNING linux, you know-nothing dweeb!" That call was not very productive...
Re:You will be killed for your insolence (Score:2, Funny)