Nigerian Company Sues OLPC 277
d0ida writes on the continuing troubles at the OLPC Association. Adding to the recent difficulties — the BBC has picked up the litany — a US-based, Nigerian-owned company has now filed a patent-infringement lawsuit against OLPC. Lagos Analysis Corp. claims that OLPC "made unauthorized use of LANCOR's multilingual keyboard technology invention in XO laptops." The suit was filed in Lagos.
The scams are getting more ridiculous every day. (Score:3, Funny)
So tempted (Score:5, Funny)
They hold the patent for first use (Score:3, Funny)
A _little_ more info on this. (Score:5, Funny)
But they'll settle.... (Score:2, Funny)
If LANCOR wins. . . (Score:5, Funny)
DEAR SIR (Score:5, Funny)
ATTENTION: THE PRESIDENT/CEO
DEAR SIR,
CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL
HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO OUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM A PATENT INFRINGEMENT LAWSUIT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.
WE ARE NOW READY TO RECEIVE THE FUND OVERSEAS. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR OUR LAWYERS AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER.
THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:
(A) YOUR BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS.
(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.
(C) YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER STAMPED AND SIGNED.
ALTERNATIVELY WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE TEXT OF WHAT TO TYPE INTO YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER, ALONG WITH A BREAKDOWN EXPLAINING, COMPREHENSIVELY WHAT WE REQUIRE OF YOU. THE BUSINESS WILL TAKE US THIRTY (30) WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH.
PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.
BEST REGARDS
Translation error (Score:4, Funny)
Dan East
Dear Mr. Slashdotter (Score:2, Funny)
Bob Cummings Esquire
Nigerian Law Council Partnership Program
1 Important Legal Way
Sokoto Nigeria
Re:patent troll. (Score:3, Funny)
Nigerian Lawsuit? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:He's in Natick, only 19.2 miles from OLPC! (Score:3, Funny)
*ring, ring*
Home Owner: Hello?
You: Dent? Arthur Dent?
HO: Yes, that's me.
You: Arther Phillip Dent?
HO: Yes?
You: You're an arse hole!
*hang up*
419 (Score:5, Funny)
I am Stella McBride, aged 21years old the daughter of Late Darl Makoba a politician
As a result of the on-going problem in our country, we must relocate US$500 million of intellectual property to an overseas account...
Re:Better yet, just don't send them (Score:3, Funny)
Referring to dead keys, and presumably additional silk screening as an advanced multi language keyboard, is a little like referring to congress as an advanced noise machine. Sure the keyboards do have additional features, and congress does make noise, but in neither case is it particularly unique.