Chicago Developing 'Suspicious Behavior' Monitoring System 294
narramissic writes "Over the past few years, Chicago's Office of Emergency Management and Communications (OEMC) has been blanketing the city with a network of thousands of video cameras in an effort to remotely keep track of emergencies in real time. Now, with the help of IBM, the network is getting some smarts. IBM software will analyze the video and ultimately 'recognize suspicious behavior,' says OEMC spokesman Kevin Smith. 'The challenge is going to be teaching computers to recognize the suspicious behavior,' said Smith. 'Once this is done this will be a very impressive city in terms of public safety.'"
I for one.. (Score:5, Funny)
IBM Hal 9000 (Score:4, Funny)
Dave: What for?
Robot Officer: Hal says you are acting suspicious.
Dave: Picking my nose is acting suspicious?
Robot Officer: Yes you might be about to litter.
This is not a good idea now the cops can just say the computer said you were suspicious so we have reason to detain and search you and your car.
The berserkers are coming... (Score:2, Funny)
"Chicago?" (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Good or bad? (Score:1, Funny)
How dare you say such a thing?
Our nation faces its greatest challenge since the Commies invaded our preschools in the 1950s, and all you can do is criticize the bravest defenders of the flag?
I can scarcely bear the thought that, as we speak, people across the nation are acting in an unregimented fashion.
Could you imagine the ensuing chaos were citizens to suddenly, say, begin walking with non-uniform gaits? Or worse, if they were to stop walking altogether to perform music or to speak -- without even obtaining the proper license? Heaven preserve us!
I offer pedestrians this handout [safetystate.com] to warn them of the danger, but there is only so much one man can do. What are you doing to help?
Re:Good or bad? (Score:5, Funny)
In Chicago driving around a building several times is what you do before you decied to park somewhere you aren't supposed to be parked.
Sounds like putting cameras in the forest looking for trees.
Duh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good or bad? (Score:5, Funny)
Just walk around goofy...try to set huge ranges of standards for normal/abnormal behavior...throw the stats right out of the window.
That or everyone come to town on "dress like a stick of dynamite day"....
Re:Good or bad? (Score:3, Funny)
Video overlords (Score:3, Funny)
It looks like this person is trying to sell crack. Cancel or allow?