Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing 333
An anonymous reader writes "Jack Thompson has done it again, now by making available gay porn for unlimited viewing on public records. Judge Jordan wrote on an issued order: 'The attached exhibit, which includes several graphic images of oral and genital sex between adult males, was filed electronically in the docket in this case, without prior permission from the court... To the extent that the other attorney's alleged conduct is in any way relevant... there was no need for Mr. Thompson to file these graphic images in the public record. A simple reference to the website and its alleged links would have sufficed...'" I'm usually not a fan of giving Thompson continued free publicity, but some of the things he does are just too outlandish not to share.
Uh, thanks, Jack. (Score:3, Funny)
Gack! Fix the headline -- quick! (Score:5, Funny)
s/filling/filing
I said it before... (Score:2, Funny)
Brilliant! (Score:5, Funny)
So you made it a story on /.?
Here's to you, Mister Hide It in Plain View Guy!
"Court filling"? (Score:5, Funny)
I Motion To... (Score:5, Funny)
I think he works for the game industry (Score:1, Funny)
Just Jack! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Goatse! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I love this guy. (Score:3, Funny)
There's a progression;
subpoenas -> pornpenis -> nopennies
Expect him to protest the new one-cent coins on the grounds that Lincoln was of questionable sexuality, and wholly undeserving of a coin of his own.
Re:I Motion To... (Score:5, Funny)
Jack, c'mon... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. (Score:4, Funny)
They were, after all, self-portrait.
Re:"Court filling"? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. (Score:5, Funny)
Does he have a "Wide Stance"? (Score:5, Funny)
Against it or for it - you know that when he's obsessed - he's a Homo.
Re:I love this guy. (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds like a win-win situation to me, though the pope could easily deflect the bullets by using the immense power of the Dark Side of the Force and then it's just a crazy-ass lawyer who's out of bullets up against an incredibly powerful Emperor who could crush all of his internal organs into sandwich paste with sheer will power. We'd still have Pope Palpatine but at least we'd be rid of Thompson.
Re:Sad part... (Score:5, Funny)
There, fixed.
How can you not love this guy? (Score:5, Funny)
Someday REM will sing a song about him.
Re:How can you not love this guy? (Score:5, Funny)
And Jim Carrey will star as Thompson in a bio, and will give a stirring speech at the end talking about how filing explicit pictures of gay sex and trying to censor anything that makes him angry is the American way. Carey will go on to win his first Oscar, and Thompson will file suit against him for character assassination, and will include pictures of beastiality.
Rename your files, Jack! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I love this guy. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. (Score:4, Funny)
As it stands, I'm still wondering what this has to do with videogames and am a little scared to RTFA for fear of getting goatse.cx'd.
Re:Does he have a "Wide Stance"? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Honesty... (Score:5, Funny)
Its probably (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How can you not love this guy? (Score:3, Funny)
He stuck his
Head up his ass...
Head up his ass...
Re:Does he have a "Wide Stance"? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh, thanks, Jack. (Score:3, Funny)
Do you see the REAL deepthroats in this court room?
I'm sure the judge was nothing short of agog to issue a BINDING GAG order for this non-condomnable act inasspicious.
Filing paper beats ORAL discourse, I'm sure.
Will the judge hold him IN CONTEMPT IN court?
Re:It all makes sense now. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Does he have a "Wide Stance"? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Does he have a "Wide Stance"? (Score:3, Funny)