China Says Tibetans Need Permission To Reincarnate 553
michaelcole writes "China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. This article is both hilarious and sad, looking at the lengths to which a government will go to regulate thought through censorship. It also goes into some of the more subtle politics of the current 72-year-old Dalai Lama as he thinks about his political and spiritual successor. The Dalai Lama 'refuses to be reborn in Tibet so long as it's under Chinese control.'"
And so help us... (Score:5, Funny)
Well then... (Score:4, Funny)
:o (Score:2, Funny)
In other news, the Catholic church..... (Score:2, Funny)
Said the Agency:
Re:Holy shit. (Score:4, Funny)
I think it is amazing that the Chinese government can give permission to reincarnate. Maybe they can offer a package deal to people on their last legs: pay for permission to come back and agree to leave the country afterwards.
Melting Alpacas? (Score:5, Funny)
All your souls are belong to China (Score:1, Funny)
Re:And so help us... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well then... (Score:2, Funny)
The price of fish? (Score:5, Funny)
It's certainly a censorship issue but hardly related to the techie world, unless I missed the RFC on Buddhist reincarnation.
Funny take on the subject (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And so help us... (Score:4, Funny)
So by my measure, the Dalai Lama seems like a pretty good dude.
Re:Melting Alpacas? (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe the Dalai Lama is a Terry Pratchett fan. (Score:2, Funny)
The Dalai Lama has already announced - long before this weeks-ago Chinese ruling - he's not only going to reincarnate outside Tibet, but as a girl, just to bugger the monks.
He closed the watch again and looked around desperately. No-one else seemed anxious to come too near Windle Poons. The Bursar felt it was up to him to make polite conversation. He surveyed possible topics. They all presented problems.
Windle Poons helped him out.
"I'm thinking of coming back as a woman," he said conversationally.
The Bursar opened and shut his mouth a few times.
"I'm looking forward to it," Poons went on. "I think it might, mm, be jolly good fun."
The Bursar riffled desperately through his limited repertoire of small talk relating to women. He leaned down to Windle's gnarled ear.
"Isn't there rather a lot of," he struck out aimlessly, "washing things? And making beds and cookery and all that sort of thing?"
"Not in the kind of, mm, life I have in mind," said Windle firmly.
Related King of the Hill episode: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:WWBD? (Score:1, Funny)
Joseph: "I really can't deal with all this spiritual mumbo-jumbo right now. Mary, you take care of it. I'm going to the workshop and building myself a chair."
I'm not so sure about that one. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And so help us... (Score:4, Funny)