Second Life & WoW Terrorist Training Camps? 292
Tech.Luver writes "theinquirer reports that 'Aussie Security experts claim that Second Life and online games such as World of Warcraft are being used to train terrorists.
Apparently there are three jihadi terrorists registered and two elite jihadist terrorist groups in Second Life and they use the site for recruiting and training. This is on top of the Second Life Liberation Army.""
ROFLMAO (Score:5, Funny)
How do you kill...that which has no life?
No seriously, I think I saw a video of them training once [youtube.com](nsfw). They're in yer raids, ninjaing your epic loots.
Some people are so damn stupid. What bearing could this possibly have on real life? The only thing I can think of is that you're increasing the fat, out of shape, cheetoes consuming segment of the terrorist population...Scary stuff. They do enough of this "training", we could neutralize them with a gift of free broadband and some jolt cola.
The only way I'll believe that this is real is if we start getting evidence of terrorist attacks on gold farmers.
I thought (Score:4, Funny)
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Irak (Score:2, Funny)
Gotta be -1 redundant (Score:5, Funny)
If you play wow, you're supporting the terrorists!
Or,
So that's where they kept the WMDs.... In Ironforge!
Second life terrorists? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I knew it! (Score:3, Funny)
They'll come to a sticky end, no doubt.
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:5, Funny)
I can picture it already
Alliance or Horde? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:5, Funny)
This means that Second Life and WoW have become terrorist-affiliated/terrorist-supporting orgainizations.
That means that everyone subscribing to Second Life or WoW now have financial links to terrorism.
Therefore :
Everyone on Second Life and WoW is open game for DHS, warrantless wiretaps, asset freezing, etc.
(silly sarcasm, frightening Orwellian reality, or absurd conspiracy theory, you decide.)
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:3, Funny)
We need an inside man, some human intel... (Score:5, Funny)
The only agent for this job is none other than LEEROY JENKINS [leeroyjenkins.net]!
It's true! (Score:5, Funny)
It's true. According to documents recently captured by the CIA, some of the plots they are working on include:
WoW trained terrorists (Score:5, Funny)
Great! (Score:2, Funny)
"Ahmad, we must go fight the Americans now."
"Maybe later, I am in an instance."
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
somebody call Jack! (Score:5, Funny)
Somewhere, Jack Thompson just got a chubby.
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:5, Funny)
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:1, Funny)
Is there any oil there?
Last thing I need to hear ... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Eh. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:3, Funny)
Is there any oil there?
Second Life Terrorists (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Alliance or Horde? (Score:3, Funny)
"Demihuman Rights Commission workers denounced the actions of low-ranking Paladins who were wintessed assaulting non-combatant kobold workers, but were quick to blame a military and civilian command which they say creates an atmosphere of deniability."
"The word they used was 'exterminate,' reported one novice, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. 'They told us that the only way to advance was to walk into the mine, stomp on a bunch of civilians, and then bring back their candles. Besides, do you know what the resale value on a candle is?'"
"In light of these actions, animal-rights activists are also planning litigation against a dwarvish hunter's guild for what they describe as a 'wanton slaughter of a noble and endangered species of non-aggressive wolf,' resulting in the slaughter of dozens of the animals, who were then harvested for their ruined pelts, broken fangs and stringy wolf meat."
"Stormwind officials declined comment and could not be reached for an interview at the time of this story."
"Kobold delegates were quoted as saying, 'you no take candle.'"
Re:Look at the bright side... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:5, Funny)
I remained silent;
I was not a troll.
When they locked up the orcs,
I remained silent;
I was not an orc.
When they came for the dark elves,
I did not speak out;
I was not a dark elf.
When they came for me,
there was no one left to subscribe.
Re:Irak (Score:1, Funny)
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Eh. (Score:1, Funny)
This is good news... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:4, Funny)
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:3, Funny)
Not the Liberation Army of Second Life? (Score:2, Funny)
This is on top of the Second Life Liberation Army.
Splitters!
HA HA HA... (Score:3, Funny)
*Terrorist #1: "What do you mean I have a squid on my face?"
*Terrorist #2: screw this guys. we don't even have a prophet in our group. i'm going fishing.
Only one way to stop them... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:3, Funny)
I'll move!
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:5, Funny)
Linden Labs
Lin denla bs
Bin denla ls
Bin Laden SL
Hurry... someone must advice the CIA!
Re:We could learn from this (Score:3, Funny)
I heard that when they respawn they're surrounded by 72 virgins [slashdot.org].
*rimshot*
*notices parent made roughly the same joke*
*slumps away and sulks*
Re:ROFLMAO (Score:3, Funny)
Re:We could learn from this (Score:2, Funny)
*slumps away and plots the downfall of the infidel West*