Schneier Talks to the Head of TSA 342
Bruce Schneier recently had the chance to sit down with Kip Hawley, head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), and discuss some of the frustrations travelers experience head-on. "In April, Kip Hawley, the head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), invited me to Washington for a meeting. Despite some serious trepidation, I accepted. And it was a good meeting. Most of it was off the record, but he asked me how the TSA could overcome its negative image. I told him to be more transparent, and stop ducking the hard questions. He said that he wanted to do that. He did enjoy writing a guest blog post for Aviation Daily, but having a blog himself didn't work within the bureaucracy."
Ask him... (Score:5, Funny)
I'd ask myself, but I'd rather stay off that list, and since no one can say how you get on, this post might put me on that list, but I wouldn't know it until I couldn't fly next week.
P.S. Ask him if he admires Kafka and is trying to emulate his writings...
Q: Where is my pocket knife? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dignity (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, well, they won't let me wear my tin-foil shoes either.
Re:Bill Maher had it right (Score:4, Funny)
Can you imagine the hilarity when you find out that the other 199 passengers are carrying bombs as well?
important transformer question (Score:4, Funny)
Haven't they seen the documentary [transformersmovie.com] currently playing at theaters across the nation?
Seth
Some background on Bruce Schneier (Score:3, Funny)
Since no one else has posted yet: http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/ [geekz.co.uk]
Yes (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bill Maher had it right (Score:5, Funny)
They have this - commonly known as 'private' jets - though they are usually a commercial charter as well from a paperwork perspective. Thing is, most folks can't afford it.
Especially not terrorists. They could never charter a jet and then smash it into a building.
Spoiler? (Score:2, Funny)
Scene: Little girl crying no the plane and her mother is explaining to the person next to her how the TSA disallowed her Teddy Bear because it could have shed Lint.
LINT!
Haven't you ever heard of a lint bomb? All those fluffy pieces floating around just WAITING for someone to set fire to them. If ONLY they'd kept the ban on disposable lighters in place, we could have been safe from lint bombs and my little girl could have carried her Teddy Bear... *sniff*
[Fade to black over heroic music]