US Government Checking Up On Vista Users? 291
Paris The Pirate writes "This article at Whitedust displays some very interesting logs from Vista showing connections to the DoD Information Networking Center, United Nations Development program and the Halliburton Company; for no reason other than the machine was running Vista. From the article 'After running Vista for only a few days — with a complete love for the new platform the first sign of trouble erupted. I began noticing latency on my home network connection — so I booted my port sniffing software and networking tools to see what was happening. What I found was foundation shaking. The two images below show graphical depictions of what has and IS trying to connect to my computer even in an idle state'."
Re:Bullshit (Score:3, Funny)
That's because the FBI installed XP in the middle of the night.
Re:Simple solution (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I can confirm this (Score:5, Funny)
I work in one of the extraterrestial government agencies not in question, and I can confirm that we have been doing this. To be fair to United States government, they had no choice to let us in. It's been going on for years now. Right here, directly out of our own network, so that any retard with a freeware tcpdump/traceroute frontend can see exactly what they're up to.
PS: this isn't real.
Re:I call bullshit. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I call bullshit. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I call bullshit. - About Lame Screen Shots (Score:5, Funny)
Quality research... (Score:4, Funny)
I'm from a similar underground organization, and have been monitoring Vista for some time. Notable connections we have so far made are:
Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles using Vista UMPCs are dominating the World
Apollo 11 Moon Landings were faked by Vista
September 11 was orchestrated by the U. S. government using Vista and Workflow Foundation
etc.
It's pretty conclusive stuff, people.
(Conspiracies kindly provided by http://www.2spare.com/item_43133.aspx [2spare.com] - note it's on an IIS server - don't trust it. The truth is out there!)
Re:Laughable. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I call bullshit. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I call bullshit. (Score:3, Funny)
And that is the place to stop reading this discussion thread.
This would make a great scary movie. (Score:4, Funny)
Now what's he doing? No, you FOOL! Don't go into the server closet!!!