Justice Department Promises Stronger Copyright Punishments 322
An anonymous reader writes "Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has stated that the Justice department will be getting even harder on copyright infringement, targeting repeat offenders. The new 'Intellectual Property Protection Act of 2007' is headed for Congress promising to 'hit criminals in their wallets' hoping to ensure that any 'ill-gotten gains' are forfeited.
Nobody panic (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Drop the hammer on them (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nobody panic (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Great... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nobody panic (Score:2, Funny)
Why? I've heard that he's doing a "heck of a job"...
Re:Drop the hammer on them (Score:5, Funny)
Absolutely!
If you get caught smoking pot or drinking under age.
Then sex with a minor (even if you're one too): 17 yr old sex with 15 yr old - 10 years [go.com]
And downloading a song. Why you should die! Put to death! Because the law is the law and laws are just and true! Why, all of the lobbyists in Washington just want what's best for us and so do our legislators.
And if it's illegal then that means it's EVIL and must be banned because our politicians are infallible! It's inconceivable that they would even make a mistake and violate our liberties. Why, if you disagree with the law, you're unAmerican and HATE freedom!
Re:What about when there are NO monetary gains? (Score:4, Funny)
Significant percentages of their paychecks signed over to the *IAA every month, of course, via garnishments. Likely collected by the government on behalf of the plaintiffs to avoid it getting cancelled out by bankruptcy. A Chapter 7 will wipe out a lotta stuff, but not things like child support, student loans turned over for government collection, and Infernal Revenue garnishments for repayment of taxes. And no, IANAL, but I've had personal experience in this area.
Is it too late for me to start my own record/movie company and get in on this payday????
What a schmoe! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:ill-gotten gains??? (Score:4, Funny)
I don't watch many movies, and the ones I do watch, I already own, or I happen to catch them on TV. I'm sure the MPAA will blame it on piracy, but I simply don't buy movies anymore because they're not worth it. Someone starts talking about $CelebrityOfTheWeek I'd have to go google them to figure out who the hell it is, but I don't care enough to.
Oh, and get off my lawn.
Young whippersnappers, always causing problems.
Uphill, snow, both ways...
Re:Look over there! Pirates! and Ninjas! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:it's a good thing ... (Score:1, Funny)