The End for Vonage? 296
TheRealSCA writes "The latest in Verizon vs. Vonage is in. The judge has basically stopped Vonage from accepting new customers. From the article: 'A judge issued an injunction Friday that effectively bars Internet phone carrier Vonage from signing up new customers as punishment for infringing on patents held by Verizon. Vonage's lawyers said the compromise injunction posted by U.S District Judge Hilton is almost as devastating as an injunction that would have affected Vonage's 2.2 million existing customers. "It's the difference of cutting off oxygen as opposed to the bullet in the head," Vonage lawyer Roger Warin said.'"
pwnage (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Yay! (Score:4, Funny)
insuring innovation by.. providing innovative new ways for incumbents to crush advances which threaten their bottom line.
New commercial for Vonage... (Score:5, Funny)
Whooo-hooo, wooo hoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo, oooh-oooh...oops.
Re:The stage is set (Score:4, Funny)
Shouldn't be long: only have to wait until this approach is more profitable than providing phone service.
"Renting switching equipment is not a good business model when switching equipment is ubiquitous". -- Eben Moglen
Quiet weekend (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Quiet weekend (Score:5, Funny)
"have you heard the new fall out boy single? it. gets. me. pumped!"
y'know what gets me 'pumped'? the thought of stabbing that man repeatedly and flaying the corpse.
NEW VONAGE THEME JINGLE, PLEASE READ (Score:5, Funny)
woo woo, we got sued!!!
woo woo, we got sued!!!
woo woo, we got sued!!!
woo woo, woo woo,
woo woo, we got sued!!!
Bye Bye!
Re:Quiet weekend (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm...commercials...
Oh yeah! I saw those last time I visited my parents. I kept trying to fast-forward through them, but it wouldn't work. They said it was because they didn't have TiVO -- but that just didn't make sense to me.
Apparantly there are actually people out there who watch TV shows when the network execs tell them to. They have to put up with these "commercial" things, and the show doesn't pause when they get up to go tot he restroom.
I don't want to live in that kind of world.
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The stage is set (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yay! (Score:5, Funny)
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo.
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo.
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo.
Woo hoo, Woo hoo hoo.
Re:What? (Score:3, Funny)
DM: You see a fully armored knight charging you with his sword held high.
PC: I close the door.
Re:The stage is set (Score:4, Funny)
He posts here often, but seldom does anyone see the posts, since they are moderated down as 'moronic'...
Re:Quiet weekend (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You reap what you sew (Score:3, Funny)
I think I figured out your problem. You were dealing with some company called "Vontage." Try calling "Vonage" and I'm sure you'll have as good an experience as I am continuing to have.
Re:Quiet weekend (Score:3, Funny)
Say, you're not this guy [theonion.com], are you?