RIAA Appeals Award of Attorneys' Fees 156
Fishing Expedition writes in with a story in Ars reporting that the RIAA has decided to appeal a judge's decision to award attorneys' fees to defendant Debbie Foster in Capitol Records v. Foster. If the award stands, the RIAA could find itself in trouble in numerous other cases, and they know it. Their real fear, more than the attorneys' fees, is the judge's finding that the RIAA's arguments for contributory and vicarious infringement claims in cases like this one are not viable.
seeing the light (Score:4, Funny)
Well, when you put it like that I really hope the judge sees the light and overturns the previous ruling...
Yashoor, yoobetcha! (Score:5, Funny)
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won't someone think of the industry? (Score:5, Funny)
all they want to do is ruin people's lives! is that so wrong?
Re:time for business model change? (Score:2, Funny)
Besides, war-dialing for people to sue seems like it would be much more fun.
Headlines from the future (Score:2, Funny)
Re:seeing the light (Score:4, Funny)
Go Zig, For Justice!
Re:seeing the light (Score:2, Funny)
Um... you have a four digit UID. Did you log on to slashdot in 1998, think it sucked, and recently found it again?
I mean, ordinarily I'd say "you must be new here"
(Mind Reading Capcha says "tribute")
Re:Why do we have to put up with this crap? (Score:3, Funny)
if (judge.decision().winner == defendant && case.frivolous)
{
defendant.bankbalance += plaintiff.getmoney(defendant.fees);
) else {
defendant.bankbalance -= defendant.fees;
plaintiff.bankbalance -= plaintiff.fees;
}
}
i love pseudocode
"Reasonable attorney fees"... (Score:4, Funny)
What's reasonable for the goose must be reasonable for the gander, right?
Re:Why do we have to put up with this crap? (Score:2, Funny)
Compiler error: plaintiff does not exist in this context.
Did you mean pliantiff?
Compilers: the ultimate dictionary flamers.
Re:seeing the light (Score:2, Funny)
Good.
Re:Poor arguments! (Score:1, Funny)
Dylan: That's right. I call it my eat your cake and have it too plan.
Trance: Uhh, isn't it have your cake and eat it too?
Dylan: Trance, we're working on a bomb that could destroy a small planet, and you're quibbling over semantics? Anyone can have their cake and eat it, the real trick is eating your cake and still having it.
Trance: I see.
Dylan: It's a common mistake.
Re:$5,000 an hour? Hardly. (Score:3, Funny)
Shut the hell up. As a copyright lawyer, I think that fee is entirely reasonable. Perhaps even too reasonable.
Re:No Precedent Here (Score:3, Funny)
Okay, if that's what you want. Right now I'm thinking that it's a pain in the ass to graduate to the 'hard' level on Guitar Hero II. I'm having trouble getting used to moving my hand up and down the neck of the controller so that I can use the orange fret.