Gorbachev Asks Gates to Intervene in Piracy Case 331
An anonymous reader writes to tell us that former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev has asked Bill Gates to intervene in a software piracy case against the headmaster of a middle school. If convicted, Alexander Ponosov could face detention in a Siberian prison camp for his crime.
In Soviet Russia... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sorry, I had to.
Prison Camp (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In Soviet Russia... (Score:3, Funny)
Inspired students (Score:5, Funny)
Reporting your teacher/principal to the BSA, priceless.
Dear Bill Gates: (Score:5, Funny)
imprisonment? (Score:5, Funny)
Imprisonment? I thought the russian government just poisoned everyone with Polonium 210 these days.
Six Words from Bill (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:In Soviet Russia... (Score:5, Funny)
Dear Mister Gate (Score:5, Funny)
i am use your software for free because we very poor in kazakhstan. if sue for pirate i have my hand cut off and not upload pictures of my sister make sex. i am very poor to buy software and only own 1 goat but if you like i upload picture of make sex with goat. you like huh?
you friend,
Borat Sagdiyev
The teacher was a Notes user.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:oh no! (Score:5, Funny)
All those MP3 files didn't type their contents into those Russian redistribution sites by themselves, you know.
Re:Tweeeeet!! Apostrophe abuse! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:In Soviet Russia... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Gates just Declined (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Inspired students (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Inspired students (Score:4, Funny)
I think you'd be making a BIG mistake taking that attitude.
Instead of threatening them with police involvement, try inviting them politely in to a special waiting room with modern looking, yet incredibly uncomfortable, furniture and ask them to wait until your company's Microsoft Purchasing Officer is ready to answer their queries.
When it's time to lock up and go home, tell them they are welcome to come again the next business day, or you can call them when you actually hire a Microsft Purchasing Officer if they'd prefer.
Re:In Soviet Russia... (Score:3, Funny)
If you're going to be inside the gulag, wouldn't you want there to be more vulnerabilities??
Dude. Gulag is in Siberia. Is very cold. Last thing you are wanting is holes in the firewall, dig?