Apple Inc. Inks Apple Corps Deal 176
Sometimes_Rational writes to mention Apple Inc. formerly (Apple Computer) has announced an agreement with The Beatles' company, Apple Corps Ltd. which settles the lawsuit brought by Apple Corps. Under the new agreement, "Apple Inc. will own all of the trademarks related to 'Apple' and will license certain of those trademarks back to Apple Corps for their continued use. In addition, the ongoing trademark lawsuit between the companies will end, with each party bearing its own legal costs, and Apple Inc. will continue using its name and logos on iTunes. The terms of settlement are confidential."
It just goes to show that.... (Score:4, Funny)
Farmers beware! (Score:3, Funny)
Money can't buy me love... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Beatles on iTMS? (Score:5, Funny)
Between Steve Jobs and Michael Jackson... (Score:3, Funny)
the love you take... (Score:4, Funny)
oops, buy.
oops, negotiate through intermediaries.
the music gets stale after 40 years, i guess.
I figured out step 3! (Score:2, Funny)
2. Get sued
3. Agree to sell their own name back to them
4. Profit!
It's a tennis game. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Typical Monopoly behavior (Score:4, Funny)
Negotiations went like this... (Score:5, Funny)
Steve Jobs: "We Can Work it Out."
Beatles: "Don't Let Me Down"
Jobs: "It Won't Be Long"
Beatles: "Money, That's What I Want"
Jobs: "Come and Get It"
Beatles: "I Feel Fine"
All you need is T-Bills... (Score:5, Funny)
And $8.7 Billion USD in cash [appleinsider.com]. But that's a lot harder to rhyme.
How the Conversation Went: (Score:2, Funny)
Apple Corps: "Please please me!"
Comp: "Can't buy me love"
Corps: "Money (That's what I want)"
Comp: "Got to get you into my life!"
Corps: "Tell me why?"
Comp: "I want to tell you!"
Corps: "Baby You're a Rich Man!"
Comp: "Act Naturally!"
Corps: "That'll be the Day!"
and finally, years later...
Inc: "Love me do?"
Corps: "Don't let me down"
Inc: "Yes it is?"
Corps: "I will"
Inc: "The End!"
With thanks to http://www.stevesbeatles.com/songs/ [stevesbeatles.com]
The Beatles (Score:4, Funny)
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typo in the story (Score:5, Funny)
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