Houston Police Chief Wants Cameras in Homes 804
An anonymous reader writes "In one of the most blatant and frightening statements made on privacy, the Associated Press reports that Houston's police chief wants surveillance cameras in apartment buildings and even private homes. Chief Harold Hurtt wants building permits to require cameras in shopping malls and large apartment complexes. He also wants them in private homes if the homeowner has called the police repeatedly. So, if you're in Houston, don't call the cops too much, or they might install a camera the next time they show up. And what does Hurtt have to say about privacy concerns? 'I know a lot of people are concerned about Big Brother, but my response to that is, if you are not doing anything wrong, why should you worry about it?'"
unreal (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:1, Funny)
OK, I'm sorry.
Re:Texas, the redneck state (Score:2, Funny)
Yep, and today he said, "Harry, you're doing a heckuva job!"
Brainstorm? (Score:5, Funny)
"He (Houston Mayor Bill White) called the chief's proposal a 'brainstorm' rather than a decision."
I'd call it a brainfart, myself. This is something so creepifying I almost want to say it's a bogus article.
Idiot Texas Overlords? (Score:4, Funny)
Not a bad idea... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good god (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I have the perfect place for that new bookshelf (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh please... (Score:3, Funny)
Put yourself in your neighbor's shoes, and ask yourself if having a camera in your house would really strike you as a reasonable solution.
I don't want other people watching me while I'm in my own house. It's not because I'm doing anything illegal. Maybe I just don't like the idea of some yokel staring at me while I sit on my couch masturbating and eating Cheetos. If I wanted someone to see me doing that, I would do it out in the park on alternating Thursdays like I already do.
I've said too much.
Re:Why I should worry about it. (Score:2, Funny)
(Still trying to get image of you scratching your balls while watching hockey naked out of my mind...)
Re:someone shove a camera in his rectum (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why I should worry about it. (Score:5, Funny)
And neither does any other sane person, thank you very much.
Re:No one will be happy... (Score:3, Funny)
A camera in my home? No Problem ... (Score:5, Funny)
Tux2000
Re:Additional reasons: (Score:2, Funny)
What do you a have freaking camera in my house I did all that shit yesterday, and now today on slashdot you are posting the exact same stuff.
this is really freaking me out.
Re:What should I worry about? (Score:3, Funny)
"It's all fun and games until they discover your collection of hamster porn."
Just spare a thought for the the sweaty cop watching when you get intimate with your right hand/wife/girlfriend/mistress/boyfriend/pet-spide
I for one welcome our new Camera Overlords (Score:1, Funny)
will be funding to monitor the beer-drinking, porn-watching, taco-eating,
burger-festering couch potato population when the current government
can't even guarantee evacuation busses during a hurricane?
Then again, that would be COOL!
I could track my daily progress via the camera via some Linux solution
to forever confuse the police with innuendo and reality dramas about my
mundane worker-bee life. That would definitely convince them there's
something to investagate.
And think about it! If this goes through, all you have to do to get
a job at the police force is have a profound fixation on watching other
people. Takes care of all those voyeuristic folks who like to watch
prOn all the time.
Re:Cops removed from reality (Score:3, Funny)
Oh c'mon, Mr. porkThreeWays, you may as well admit that this was you and this is your MO. : p
Re:unreal (Score:3, Funny)
* ie. Marion Barry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Barry [wikipedia.org]
first test (Score:4, Funny)
Scottie (Score:3, Funny)
Re:See it from the police (station) perspective (Score:1, Funny)
Girls showering together?! I sure hope they're doing something wrong.