Felony For Refreshing a Web Page? 965
therandomw writes "An 18 year-old boy was recently arrested in Ohio for telling fellow students to refresh the schools web page in order to slow down the server. He is being charged with a felony and is currently being held in jail. According to Canton City Prosecutor Frank Forchione 'This new technology has created a whole wave of crimes, and we're just trying to find ways to solve them.'"
Oh Crap! (Score:5, Funny)
I just commited 7 felonies waiting for this story to appear.
Article slashdoted... (Score:5, Funny)
Apply this to eBay... (Score:3, Funny)
the media (Score:5, Funny)
But wait, don't order yet!! (Score:3, Funny)
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Holy Crap (Score:5, Funny)
In other news ... (Score:3, Funny)
Frank Forchione was quoted as saying
"Hot Diggidy, this new fangled technology sure is mighty fine !, but it's created a whole wave of crimes, and we'll just have to find ways to solve them."
Does this mean that it's also a felony (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let the slashdotting begin (Score:5, Funny)
everybody hold down F5 to help crash slashdot. (Score:1, Funny)
"clearly, we must protect the children" (Score:2, Funny)
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:4, Funny)
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:5, Funny)
Or
Witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational slashdotting!!
Re:Seems like a waste of time and money (Score:2, Funny)
Straw man? Is that you?
Re:Let the slashdotting begin (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Seems like a waste of time and money (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure the kid didn't cause a tremendous amount of damage. Not so sure about what the slashdotting will do....
School (Score:5, Funny)
http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/ [k12.oh.us]
The site is actually down, which is a shame; it would have been a nice oppurtunity to see if we could get Zonk thrown in jail for posting it on the Slashdot front page.
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:5, Funny)
"Your honor, the defendant is accused of taking part in a Slashdotting of a high school web server in the United States, and faces felony charges."
Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Canton, OH is not known for common sense (Score:5, Funny)
"School officials are not sure they [know] what has caused so many pregnancies..."
Someone needs to get these people a clue-bat.
Re:Let the slashdotting begin (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Does this mean that it's also a felony (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Low-tech DDoS? (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, they would have been better off letting him slide than making a few hundred thousand / million geeks curious all at once. That server probably unhooked its own ethernet cable, packed up its keyboard and mouse, and walked out the front door by now. Or it melted and dripped all over the carpet.
Vulnerability exists on Linux as well (Score:5, Funny)
I hope there will be a patch soon!
New technology (Score:5, Funny)
This new technology has created a whole wave of crimes
Behold the refresh button, the wonder of modern technology.
Re:Canton City website (Score:3, Funny)
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Evan
You know, with this kind of logic... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Does this mean that it's also a felony (Score:3, Funny)
Good thing you posted as AC, otherwise Frank Forchione would be sending the cops after you and you'd probably wind up in one of those "pound me in the ass" penitentiaries.
Re:Low-tech DDoS? (Score:3, Funny)
Whatcha gonna do, punk!
Re:Let the slashdotting begin (Score:2, Funny)
Re:the media (Score:3, Funny)
"He hacked into a web server (logged into blogspot) and modified the internal structure of it's files system (uploaded a web page) that created a "hyperlink" to the school's entire computer infrastructure (link to http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/hs [k12.oh.us]). He then called upon his gang of evil cohourts to help him destroy their "servers" (asked people even more bored than him to visit that page and press F5 a few times until they realized it was as dumb as reading the blog). This caused a massive meltdown of "computer technology" which nearly destroyed the computer systems (they got more than 5 hits a day and wondered what was up).
btw, the parts in parenthesis is (reality)
Re:Seems like a waste of time and money (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, but what if there was a snow day announcement and nobody could access the web site to check if school was open. Oh, the inhumanity!
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:2, Funny)
Doing F-5 on
Re:Must Have A Pretty Bad Webserver (Score:5, Funny)
*cough* Windows 98 *cough*
Re:Canton Law Dept page (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Canton Law Dept page (Score:5, Funny)
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:3, Funny)
See how destructive his actions were, your honor. The school's servers were down for days.
Re:Number of hits (Score:3, Funny)
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:2, Funny)
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:4, Funny)
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:3, Funny)
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Low-tech DDoS? (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, a week of sitting at home hitting F5!
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:3, Funny)
"It couldn't possibly be him. He was in jail at the time of the second attack."
Re:Canton Law Dept page (Score:5, Funny)
Come to think of it, it implies 'Manual' too.
I did it! I'm glad I did it! (Score:3, Funny)
(click)
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:5, Funny)
Until it was slashdotted.
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:3, Funny)
Which ordinance? This one? (Score:3, Funny)
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type Exception report
message
description The server encountered an internal error () that prevented it from fulfilling this request.
exception
java.lang.NullPointerException
OrdinanceGet2.doGet(OrdinanceGet2.java:43)
javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServle
javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServle
note The full stack trace of the root cause is available in the Tomcat logs.
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Apache Tomcat/5.0.19
Yeah, I hate it when I break that ordinance...
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:5, Funny)
The felony is obviously for... (Score:3, Funny)
He is making them steal MEGAHERTZ!
Experiment (Score:1, Funny)
http://www.oasd.k12.wi.us/ [k12.wi.us]
Please show damages (Score:5, Funny)
Lawyer: Why do you have a web site?
School: So the public can access it.
Lawyer: So, is the same machine running it today?
School: Yes.
Lawyer: Does it run on the same connection?
School: Yes.
Lawyer: And it runs the same software, with the same data?
School: Yes.
Lawyer: So, in fact, nothing was erased or altered on the machine in any way? Correct?
School: Yes.
Lawyer: Did your service provider charge you with any extra fees?
School: No.
Lawyer: So, apart from a handful of extra traffic, which you admit slowed down but did not stop, damage, or destroy hardware, software, or data, and which did not cost you any extra money, you had not other damages?
School: Uhm, well, I guess that's correct.
Lawyer: Tell me, do you sue the driver in front of you if he slows down, or charge the slow walking grandmother holding up the line with a felony?
School: Uhm, no.
Lawyer: Tell me, if all the phone lines are in use at the school because people are calling them, is that a felony? Are prank calls a felony?
School: Er, no.
Lawyer: So, your basis for the "damage" in this case is that a student basically asked his friends to "call-up" the computer until you had a busy signal.
School: Yes.
Lawyer: In fact, your entire web site listed less than 900 hits before it was Slashdotted into oblivion. Tell me, have you started legal proceedings against the news agency that took the story national, or Zonk for posting it on Slashdot?
School: Erm, no.
Lawyer: So, you're only willing to harrass young children? To send a child to prison for what amounts to no more than a phone call where they hang up? Is that what you feel is acceptable? Is that, in fact, what you view as teaching our children?
School: Er, do I have to answer that?
Lawyer: Well, you are making me wait, keeping me busy, I might have to file a felony suit against you for that...
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:2, Funny)
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:2, Funny)
Unable to connect
Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at lake.stark.k12.oh.us.
* The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments.
* If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection.
* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Does this mean that it's also a felony (Score:1, Funny)
Yes, if it's a Space Elevator [wikipedia.org].
Re:The Prosector has permanently killed that serve (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Canton Law Dept page PDF (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.cityofcanton.com/safetyservice/bldgcod
not only did it kill the HS' site... (Score:3, Funny)
Not only has this killed the High School's website, but it seems other schools (and stuff) were hosted on at the same place:
p hp [k12.oh.us]
o bjectives.php [k12.oh.us]
e x.php [k12.oh.us]
i ndex.html [k12.oh.us]
Lake High School http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/hs/ [k12.oh.us]
Lake Middle School http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/ms/ [k12.oh.us]
Lake Elementary http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/le/ [k12.oh.us]
Hartville Elementary http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/he/ [k12.oh.us]
Uniontown Elementary http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/ue/ [k12.oh.us]
Lake County District http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/ [k12.oh.us]
Staff Login http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/login.php [k12.oh.us]
Athletics http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/athletics [k12.oh.us]
News http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/news/news.php [k12.oh.us]
Help Desk Login http://staff.lake.stark.k12.oh.us/helpdesk/login.
Mr. Wood's Homepage http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/~wooddave/compsciiii-
AP Calculus http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/~erbdave/Calculus/ind
Mr. Erb's Homepage http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/~erbdave/main.php [k12.oh.us]
Jester Labs http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/~wooddave/jesterlabs/
BTW: According to Google's cached version of their site from Jan 1, 2006 03:32:05 GMT:
"This page has been viewed 580 times! Powered by CMS Made Simple 0.10.4"Heh heh heh... IF it ever recovers from the /.ing it'll read "This page has been viewed 7.2*10^36. Please see Mr. Erb for conversion details."
I wonder what would have happened... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:5, Funny)
Actually I have found the reverse to be true, to a point. With a dense population, you have more stupid people per square block.
Re:Does this mean that it's also a felony (Score:3, Funny)
Nope, but if you send all the lifts to the same floor all at once, then it's a felony! ;-)
THATS funny.... (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:must be more zero tolerance (Score:3, Funny)